What if Chris Chan was a 'teen?

[Soyteen Liker]

What if not only he found out about the soysphere but got autistically obsessed with it?

 

[1844 or Something]

We would eventually add /cwc/, which he would think is a fan board. It ends up just being a containment board full of people calling him a retard.
This would cause weekly vocaroo meltdowns.

 

[_73]

This does not even deserve a shlog post introduction, because this is dead serious. I WANT EVERY SCREENSHOT OF ME SAYING THE N WORD ON THE SHLOG OFF OF THE INTERNET!!!!! I'll send in the mods, I'll send in the feds, I'll do anything in my power!!!!

 

[Joe Biden]

Where's the bbc / adolf hitler / sprunki in your question ?
Sage, lurk more nufig.

 

[soytan]

She would be married to me

 

[1844 or Something]

She would be married to me

Okay actually yea you're right this time.
He would probably start adding soyjaks to cwcville and goon to soytan

 

[WeegeeWarrior]

.

 

[meijak]

Obsessed with Christine award

 

[alonso]

Okay actually yea you're right this time.
He would probably start adding soyjaks to cwcville and goon to soytan

IRL slopjak

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

i already am doe

 

[Soyteen Liker]

WANT EVERY SCREENSHOT OF ME SAYING THE N WORD ON THE SHLOG OFF OF THE INTERNET!!!!!

Apparently this was the reason acro would usually say "Neftenya"

 

[1844 or Something]

Apparently this was the reason acro would usually say "Neftenya"
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What a pussy-ass NIGGER

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

he would make variant:unknowns every single day until he stops to make "woodjak and tarjak adventures"

 

[evandoe]

.

 

[Jimb0]

Apparently this was the reason acro would usually say "Neftenya"
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He said that some Ethiopians called him that or something, he was obsessed with ethiopian orthodox church for some reason

 

[Itransheartblox]

jartycuck rape comic

 

[alonso]

jartycuck rape comic

It would be a lower quality version of the soytan rape comic but instead of rapeson it's jartycuck

 

[SUPERNIGGA]

i already am doe

NO CHRIS YOU ARE NOT HIM NIGGA!

 

[MoonMetropolis]

I can almost guarantee that he's posted on the Sharty at some point.

 

[alonso]

I can almost guarantee that he's posted on the Sharty at some point.

Which era do ((YOU)) think xe would have used it doe?