Rant The Minecraft Movie teaser is the worst thing I have ever seen.

[Steve]

Interesting take on the animated minecraft movie situation, if you think deeper nothing really happens in the trailer

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1832909260738683300

 

[Soygoy]

i think everyone can fucking agree that steve is the most unimportant character in videogame history
he doesn't even talk and jack black plays him like he's the most important nigger (excuse me, that was a bit racist, i'm sorry steve. didn't mean to do you like that) in the world
man fuck you, you're the default skin people switch to their egirl catgirl troon skin, fuck outta here. "I AM STEVE." blud thinks hes important or something
then he has to go mentor the characters and it's just like

ok
so like where the fuck is alex
wheres notch, wheres herobrine, like, do if piglins are in it do villagers make an appearance
oh fuck that. Fuck that.

Interesting take on the animated minecraft movie situation, if you think deeper nothing really happens in the trailer

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1832909260738683300

FSoaS based btw love his vids even his non tf2 ones.

 

[Soygoy]

Interesting take on the animated minecraft movie situation, if you think deeper nothing really happens in the trailer

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1832909260738683300

I mean he's right, the trailer is so fucking weird, like it's constantly saying "STEP RIGHT THIS WAY! AND THAT'S AN INVITATION WELCOME TO THE MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR!"
and in the teaser, almost like nothing fucking happens, it's a nothingburger of a plot and a movie and steve just appears and says he is steve like
are you fucking serious

this comment just sums up everything ngl

great beatles song btw.

 

[Steve]

i think everyone can fucking agree that steve is the most unimportant character in videogame history
he doesn't even talk and jack black plays him like he's the most important nigger (excuse me, that was a bit racist, i'm sorry steve. didn't mean to do you like that) in the world
man fuck you, you're the default skin people switch to their egirl catgirl troon skin, fuck outta here. "I AM STEVE." blud thinks hes important or something
then he has to go mentor the characters and it's just like

ok
so like where the fuck is alex
wheres notch, wheres herobrine, like, do if piglins are in it do villagers make an appearance
oh fuck that. Fuck that.
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FSoaS based btw love his vids even his non tf2 ones.

Steve isn't a character, he has no traits he has no loyalty or values, he is just the vessel for the player to interact with the world if you don't choose a custom skin. Literally anything goes for what Steve would be so Jack Black acting like Steve is the shit is just wrong, Steve is a nobody because he is nothing characterwise if he was named Jimbo or Tim nothing would change about him. Honestly if Herobrine shows up it may save the movie however, it would be kinda cool.

I mean he's right, the trailer is so fucking weird, like it's constantly saying "STEP RIGHT THIS WAY! AND THAT'S AN INVITATION WELCOME TO THE MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR!"
and in the teaser, almost like nothing fucking happens, it's a nothingburger of a plot and a movie and steve just appears and says he is steve like
are you fucking serious

this comment just sums up everything ngl
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great beatles song btw.

FSOAS is a pretty cool guy, eh makes videos and doesnt afraid of anything.

Nothing happens in the trailer, just the fact its minecraft and looks shit is enough to get people talking its amazing really.

 

[NiggerRigger]

21: Autumn/Fall Equinox, Mahon. From this date through Halloween, occultists believe the veil separating the earthly dimension from the demonic realm gets progressively thin-ner, with the thinnest night being 31 October; this thinningof the separating veil makes it easier for the demonic realm to enter the earthly dimension. Thus, on Halloween, evil spirits, ghosts, witches, hobgoblins, black cats, fairies, and demons of all sorts were believed to be running amokacross the land. They had to be back in their spiritual dimension before midnight, Halloween, for the separating veil would then get thicker.

 

[Steve]

This guy would make a killer Steve, he deadass looks like Steve IRL.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1832219747653390394

 

[NiggerRigger]

This guy would make a killer Steve, he deadass looks like Steve IRL.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1832219747653390394

21: Autumn/Fall Equinox, Mahon. From this date through Halloween, occultists believe the veil separating the earthly dimension from the demonic realm gets progressively thin-ner, with the thinnest night being 31 October; this thinningof the separating veil makes it easier for the demonic realm to enter the earthly dimension. Thus, on Halloween, evil spirits, ghosts, witches, hobgoblins, black cats, fairies, and demons of all sorts were believed to be running amokacross the land. They had to be back in their spiritual dimension before midnight, Halloween, for the separating veil would then get thicker.

 

[Soygoy]

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this movie is gonna have about as much impact as smosh the movie.

 

[NiggerRigger]

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this movie is gonna have about as much impact as smosh the movie.
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Somewhat autism voice award.

 

[Soygoy]

This guy would make a killer Steve, he deadass looks like Steve IRL.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1832219747653390394

bruh like
how hard is it to just get a normal blue fucking shit geg
they made jack black where a shirt on top of a shirt why the fuck

Steve isn't a character, he has no traits he has no loyalty or values, he is just the vessel for the player to interact with the world if you don't choose a custom skin. Literally anything goes for what Steve would be so Jack Black acting like Steve is the shit is just wrong, Steve is a nobody because he is nothing characterwise if he was named Jimbo or Tim nothing would change about him. Honestly if Herobrine shows up it may save the movie however, it would be kinda cool.

I feel like Ryan Gosling would make a killer Steve.

i can just imagine ryan in a blue shirt saying solemly "me? I'm... I'm steve." very calmly. Every man would be satisfied with that yeah.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Interesting take on the animated minecraft movie situation, if you think deeper nothing really happens in the trailer

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1832909260738683300

I'd go as far as to say that this is worse than the original trailer, the only thing I liked about the original trailer was the animation, it managed to maintain the original art style for Minecraft while giving it a bit of cinematic flair. Now instead of a Jumanji clone made by a Hollywood studio we have a Jumanji clone made by some tard in Blender. What an improvement

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this movie is gonna have about as much impact as smosh the movie.
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I am so glad we have gotten over the phase of YouTubers needing their own movies and books like the professional actorinooos, so much dust was created from those times

 

[Soygoy]

Somewhat autism voice award.

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[NiggerRigger]

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this movie is gonna have about as much impact as smosh the movie.
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Sing this.

micro attention spans media domination
massive neuropsycho biodegeneration
injecting the beast into the Vmat2 gene
starving to death while scrolling the screen

and in the streams of amazon prime
bernays looks up from perdition with pride
surrounded by all the customers of size
deep throating krispy creme with sanpaku eyes

in the lifeforce milking coffin barely alive
they are glowing blue and hypnotized
mechanical hands tonguing their eyes
at what used to be walmart you can still hear their cries

when civilization goes counter clockwise
microplastic clouds will fantasize
the doomsday dream of frankenstein
a mostly peaceful genocide

and in the streams of amazon prime
bernays looks up from perdition with pride
surrounded by all the customers of size
deep throating krispy creme with sanpaku eyes

in the lifeforce milking coffin barely alive
they are glowing blue and hypnotized
mechanical hands tonguing their eyes
at what used to be walmart, you can still hear their cries

you can't blame dogs for liking puke
when you let them surveil you
one one three eight, tightly screwed
soylent green flesh fondue

let it all burn, hate minutes two
blackwhite deepdick deja vu
shorter lifespans and reduced IQ
Ai sieg heil smartphone salute

 

[Soyteen Liker]

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this movie is gonna have about as much impact as smosh the movie.
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Agreed. The characters don't seem like they'd hang around unless they'd be forced to but the trailer treats it like they're best friends. You know what I mean?

 

[NiggerRigger]

Isn't autism associated with high testoreone? Or is it a kike lie?

 

[Steve]

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I do NOT have a monotone autist voice, I'm not autistic or anything like that, you don't got a "autist voice" but that don't mean you can pin that on me.

 

[Soygoy]

Sing this.

micro attention spans media domination
massive neuropsycho biodegeneration
injecting the beast into the Vmat2 gene
starving to death while scrolling the screen

and in the streams of amazon prime
bernays looks up from perdition with pride
surrounded by all the customers of size
deep throating krispy creme with sanpaku eyes

in the lifeforce milking coffin barely alive
they are glowing blue and hypnotized
mechanical hands tonguing their eyes
at what used to be walmart you can still hear their cries

when civilization goes counter clockwise
microplastic clouds will fantasize
the doomsday dream of frankenstein
a mostly peaceful genocide

and in the streams of amazon prime
bernays looks up from perdition with pride
surrounded by all the customers of size
deep throating krispy creme with sanpaku eyes

in the lifeforce milking coffin barely alive
they are glowing blue and hypnotized
mechanical hands tonguing their eyes
at what used to be walmart, you can still hear their cries

you can't blame dogs for liking puke
when you let them surveil you
one one three eight, tightly screwed
soylent green flesh fondue

let it all burn, hate minutes two
blackwhite deepdick deja vu
shorter lifespans and reduced IQ
Ai sieg heil smartphone salute

Send Randy Prozac songs and I'll attempt to sing it or it'll sound wrong.

 

[Soygoy]

I do NOT have a monotone autist voice, I'm not autistic or anything like that, you don't got a "autist voice" but that don't mean you can pin that on me.

okay buddy, send a vocaroo of you speaking and we'll let everyone else decide.
you WILL read a long paragrapht oo.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

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r u a hisa doe

 

[Soygoy]

Agreed. The characters don't seem like they'd hang around unless they'd be forced to but the trailer treats it like they're best friends. You know what I mean?

yeah i get you 100% actually.