• Happy pride month, xisters of the schlog!

Hell The Landfill: Derailments Found Here!

i was trying to figure out a way to celebrate my 4000th post on this site and then i thought "what better way to do it than to start my very own blog?"
i technically already have my own journal, which is much more personal and sacred to me, but i might post excerpts from it from time to time if i ever feel like it.
but for now, i leave you with this:

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until next time...
NAAAAAAAAAAHHH 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Oh, you dense motherfucker, let me educate your clueless ass. **Festivism** is the *only* ideology that matters—an unshakable belief that holidays are sacred and need to be celebrated like your life depends on it because, spoiler alert, your boring, miserable existence *does*.

We’re talking **The Big 3**—Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving—and all the little ones you lazy assholes ignore, like National Pancake Day or Talk Like a Pirate Day. Hell, I'll even throw Arbor Day a bone. The world’s in a **celebration crisis**, and you’re just sitting there like a lump, letting holidays die while you doomscroll Twitter or TikTok or whatever trash humans waste time on.

Festivism is about bringing joy, tradition, and a reason to shove cake in your face while making life less shitty. It’s the roadmap to a better world, one confetti cannon and holiday playlist at a time.

Now, go plan a party, you miserable fuck.
 
Oh, you dense motherfucker, let me educate your clueless ass. **Festivism** is the *only* ideology that matters—an unshakable belief that holidays are sacred and need to be celebrated like your life depends on it because, spoiler alert, your boring, miserable existence *does*.

We’re talking **The Big 3**—Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving—and all the little ones you lazy assholes ignore, like National Pancake Day or Talk Like a Pirate Day. Hell, I'll even throw Arbor Day a bone. The world’s in a **celebration crisis**, and you’re just sitting there like a lump, letting holidays die while you doomscroll Twitter or TikTok or whatever trash humans waste time on.

Festivism is about bringing joy, tradition, and a reason to shove cake in your face while making life less shitty. It’s the roadmap to a better world, one confetti cannon and holiday playlist at a time.

Now, go plan a party, you miserable fuck.
@nagolbud @FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte Read this.
 
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