Serious Schlog users how would you get a girlfriend?

[Retarded_FAG]

Schlog users how would you get a girlfriend?

 

[baqqrih]

God wants you to become a volcel monk NOW

Haha, well, that's the thing, we have to see where His perfect will goes before we dedicate our lives to its effects.

 

[DonutHole]

Haha, well, that's the thing, we have to see where His perfect will goes before we dedicate our lives to its effects.

I changed my mind monasticism is man made coal that is never once promoted in the bible! Sola Scriptura!

 

[istanbul]

Hoping to ask out that woman I've been talking to for a while sometime this week, most likely tomorrow. We'll see how God's will guides it.

Asking women out is unnatural and a meaningless humiliation ritual. You need to go up to her father and ask him for her daughter's hand, that's how the Lord would've had it.

 

[Normie Destroyer]

Asking women out is unnatural

Our paleolithic ancestors just raped the nearest foid whenever they got horny. That's why foids produce large amounts of creamy Skene's gland fluid when they get raped.

 

[istanbul]

when get raped.

good morning saar

 

[DonutHole]

Our paleolithic ancestors just raped the nearest foid whenever they got horny. That's why foids produce large amounts of creamy Skene's gland fluid when they get raped.

I just imagined you as a dull, pea brained, mouth breathing nigger

 

[Normie Destroyer]

I just imagined you as a dull, pea brained, mouth breathing nigger

Whatever faggot

 

[DonutHole]

mub da doo muffuga shieeee

 

[8doe]

Water pulling

• Get a sterile insulin syringe.
  
  
  
  
  ‎
  ‎
  
  
• Get a disinfectant swab (with alcohol in the formula), and wipe the centre of your cheek.
  
  
  
  Caution! do NOT wipe the needle tip with the swab!
  
  Alcohol removes the silicone covering on the needle, causing it to become dull.
  You will 100% hurt yourself with a dull needle tip.
  
  
  
  ‎
  ‎
  
  
  
  
  
• Then, prepare to insert the needle in the correct spot.
  To find the correct spot:
  - Start from the extremity of your lip
  - Go 1 inch laterally
  - Go .5 of an inch upwards
  
  
  
  
  The cross should be the area of insertion. It's just below the zygomatic bone for most people.
  
  It is important to accurately insert within that area to avoid damaging any nerves.
  Once you've found the spot, carefully insert the needle at a 90° angle into your skin, MAKING SURE THE PLUNGER IS ALL THE WAY DOWN OF COURSE, LIKE THIS:
  
  
  
  
  ‎
  ‎
  ‎
• As soon as you feel the needle touch the inner part of your cheek, stop pushing it in.
  ‎‎
  ‎
  ‎
• Now, delicately start pulling the plunger.
  If you're doing it correctly, you may feel a slight tension when you start pulling.
  This is simply because of the difference in pressure between the needle barrel and the inside of your cheek.
  ‎
  ‎
• Still delicately, pull harder.
  You should now feel a warm feeling in your cheek, as a mixture of semi-crystallised water and fatty tissues fill up the needle.
  I suggest pulling out no more than 0.3ml in one go. This alone will hollow you out incredibly.
  ‎
  ‎
  ‎ ‎
• Once you pull the needle out, wipe your skin with the alcohol swab to avoid infections.
  ‎‎
  ‎
  ‎
• You can now empty the needle in the sink and proceed the same way on the other cheek.
  ‎‎
  ‎

It's fine to keep the same syringe for both cheeks. Make sure to throw it away after you're done though.

Use a new sterile syringe next time you water pull.



Anyway, the results should last 1 to 2 weeks depending on your eating habits and how much subcutaneous fat you've pulled out.


I wouldn't suggest doing this more than once a month. You should let your skin fully heal

i did this to my cheeks and my face now has needle scars and i am in the hospital

 

[istanbul]

i did this to my cheeks and my face now has needle scars and i am in the hospital

next time you'll get it right

 

[DonutHole]

Water pulling

• Get a sterile insulin syringe.
  
  
  
  
  ‎
  ‎
  
  
• Get a disinfectant swab (with alcohol in the formula), and wipe the centre of your cheek.
  
  
  
  Caution! do NOT wipe the needle tip with the swab!
  
  Alcohol removes the silicone covering on the needle, causing it to become dull.
  You will 100% hurt yourself with a dull needle tip.
  
  
  
  ‎
  ‎
  
  
  
  
  
• Then, prepare to insert the needle in the correct spot.
  To find the correct spot:
  - Start from the extremity of your lip
  - Go 1 inch laterally
  - Go .5 of an inch upwards
  
  
  
  
  The cross should be the area of insertion. It's just below the zygomatic bone for most people.
  
  It is important to accurately insert within that area to avoid damaging any nerves.
  Once you've found the spot, carefully insert the needle at a 90° angle into your skin, MAKING SURE THE PLUNGER IS ALL THE WAY DOWN OF COURSE, LIKE THIS:
  
  
  
  
  ‎
  ‎
  ‎
• As soon as you feel the needle touch the inner part of your cheek, stop pushing it in.
  ‎‎
  ‎
  ‎
• Now, delicately start pulling the plunger.
  If you're doing it correctly, you may feel a slight tension when you start pulling.
  This is simply because of the difference in pressure between the needle barrel and the inside of your cheek.
  ‎
  ‎
• Still delicately, pull harder.
  You should now feel a warm feeling in your cheek, as a mixture of semi-crystallised water and fatty tissues fill up the needle.
  I suggest pulling out no more than 0.3ml in one go. This alone will hollow you out incredibly.
  ‎
  ‎
  ‎ ‎
• Once you pull the needle out, wipe your skin with the alcohol swab to avoid infections.
  ‎‎
  ‎
  ‎
• You can now empty the needle in the sink and proceed the same way on the other cheek.
  ‎‎
  ‎

It's fine to keep the same syringe for both cheeks. Make sure to throw it away after you're done though.

Use a new sterile syringe next time you water pull.



Anyway, the results should last 1 to 2 weeks depending on your eating habits and how much subcutaneous fat you've pulled out.


I wouldn't suggest doing this more than once a month. You should let your skin fully heal

Alcohol dries your skin out and makes you look old.

 

[Gem Control]

Alcohol dries your skin out and makes you look old.

Of course the pedo cares so much about people not looking old geg

 

[ESLGod]

Water pulling

• Get a sterile insulin syringe.
  
  
  
  
  ‎
  ‎
  
  
• Get a disinfectant swab (with alcohol in the formula), and wipe the centre of your cheek.
  
  
  
  Caution! do NOT wipe the needle tip with the swab!
  
  Alcohol removes the silicone covering on the needle, causing it to become dull.
  You will 100% hurt yourself with a dull needle tip.
  
  
  
  ‎
  ‎
  
  
  
  
  
• Then, prepare to insert the needle in the correct spot.
  To find the correct spot:
  - Start from the extremity of your lip
  - Go 1 inch laterally
  - Go .5 of an inch upwards
  
  
  
  
  The cross should be the area of insertion. It's just below the zygomatic bone for most people.
  
  It is important to accurately insert within that area to avoid damaging any nerves.
  Once you've found the spot, carefully insert the needle at a 90° angle into your skin, MAKING SURE THE PLUNGER IS ALL THE WAY DOWN OF COURSE, LIKE THIS:
  
  
  
  
  ‎
  ‎
  ‎
• As soon as you feel the needle touch the inner part of your cheek, stop pushing it in.
  ‎‎
  ‎
  ‎
• Now, delicately start pulling the plunger.
  If you're doing it correctly, you may feel a slight tension when you start pulling.
  This is simply because of the difference in pressure between the needle barrel and the inside of your cheek.
  ‎
  ‎
• Still delicately, pull harder.
  You should now feel a warm feeling in your cheek, as a mixture of semi-crystallised water and fatty tissues fill up the needle.
  I suggest pulling out no more than 0.3ml in one go. This alone will hollow you out incredibly.
  ‎
  ‎
  ‎ ‎
• Once you pull the needle out, wipe your skin with the alcohol swab to avoid infections.
  ‎‎
  ‎
  ‎
• You can now empty the needle in the sink and proceed the same way on the other cheek.
  ‎‎
  ‎

It's fine to keep the same syringe for both cheeks. Make sure to throw it away after you're done though.

Use a new sterile syringe next time you water pull.



Anyway, the results should last 1 to 2 weeks depending on your eating habits and how much subcutaneous fat you've pulled out.


I wouldn't suggest doing this more than once a month. You should let your skin fully heal

Seize it down goyim

 

[ESLGod]

i did this to my cheeks and my face now has needle scars and i am in the hospital

Imagine not being a natural chadlite, imma just go get laid by the stacy and the trooncel

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

She'd slob on my knob, like corn on the cob, would check in with me, and do her job. She'd also lay on the bed, and give me head, without me having to ask, nor having to beg.

 

[Stephen]

She'd slob on my knob, like corn on the cob, would check in with me, and do her job. She'd also lay on the bed, and give me head, without me having to ask, nor having to beg.

Corn on the WWWHHHAAAATTTTT?????

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

If it happens it happens.

 

[ESLGod]

She'd slob on my knob, like corn on the cob, would check in with me, and do her job. She'd also lay on the bed, and give me head, without me having to ask, nor having to beg.

 

[Retarded_FAG]

Hoping to ask out that woman I've been talking to for a while sometime this week, most likely tomorrow. We'll see how God's will guides it.

what if you guys get married

 

[baqqrih]

what if you guys get married

That'd certainly be pleasant, some years down the line, for the will of the Almighty to align with that desire, blessing our relationship. She'd be a wonderful spouse. She's a wonder already, just to speak to, with her insight, her wisdom; it is as if an angel, with a presence to all of the senses, is strumming a harp when she speaks, for her words hold in them as much beauty in her tone as they do keenness in her knowledge of intellectual matters regarding our faith and the world's history. I very-much love her.