Serious Schlog users how would you get a girlfriend?

[Retarded_FAG]

Schlog users how would you get a girlfriend?

 

[greg]

Just be yourself

 

[1844 or Something]

Drunk call random women i went to highschool with in the middle of the night. Maybe some death threats or something like that so i can swoop in and save them. Yea

 

[greg]

Just go the cemetery and dig up a free gf

 

[Sneeder]

holy shit when did this thread reach 48 pages wtf

Schlogugas are this desperate to get a girlfriend

 

[Normie Destroyer]

Water pulling

• Get a sterile insulin syringe.
  
  
  
  
  ‎
  ‎
  
  
• Get a disinfectant swab (with alcohol in the formula), and wipe the centre of your cheek.
  
  
  
  Caution! do NOT wipe the needle tip with the swab!
  
  Alcohol removes the silicone covering on the needle, causing it to become dull.
  You will 100% hurt yourself with a dull needle tip.
  
  
  
  ‎
  ‎
  
  
  
  
  
• Then, prepare to insert the needle in the correct spot.
  To find the correct spot:
  - Start from the extremity of your lip
  - Go 1 inch laterally
  - Go .5 of an inch upwards
  
  
  
  
  The cross should be the area of insertion. It's just below the zygomatic bone for most people.
  
  It is important to accurately insert within that area to avoid damaging any nerves.
  Once you've found the spot, carefully insert the needle at a 90° angle into your skin, MAKING SURE THE PLUNGER IS ALL THE WAY DOWN OF COURSE, LIKE THIS:
  
  
  
  
  ‎
  ‎
  ‎
• As soon as you feel the needle touch the inner part of your cheek, stop pushing it in.
  ‎‎
  ‎
  ‎
• Now, delicately start pulling the plunger.
  If you're doing it correctly, you may feel a slight tension when you start pulling.
  This is simply because of the difference in pressure between the needle barrel and the inside of your cheek.
  ‎
  ‎
• Still delicately, pull harder.
  You should now feel a warm feeling in your cheek, as a mixture of semi-crystallised water and fatty tissues fill up the needle.
  I suggest pulling out no more than 0.3ml in one go. This alone will hollow you out incredibly.
  ‎
  ‎
  ‎ ‎
• Once you pull the needle out, wipe your skin with the alcohol swab to avoid infections.
  ‎‎
  ‎
  ‎
• You can now empty the needle in the sink and proceed the same way on the other cheek.
  ‎‎
  ‎

It's fine to keep the same syringe for both cheeks. Make sure to throw it away after you're done though.

Use a new sterile syringe next time you water pull.



Anyway, the results should last 1 to 2 weeks depending on your eating habits and how much subcutaneous fat you've pulled out.


I wouldn't suggest doing this more than once a month. You should let your skin fully heal

 

[Sneeder]

Water pulling

• Get a sterile insulin syringe.
  
  
  
  
  ‎
  ‎
  
  
• Get a disinfectant swab (with alcohol in the formula), and wipe the centre of your cheek.
  
  
  
  Caution! do NOT wipe the needle tip with the swab!
  
  Alcohol removes the silicone covering on the needle, causing it to become dull.
  You will 100% hurt yourself with a dull needle tip.
  
  
  
  ‎
  ‎
  
  
  
  
  
• Then, prepare to insert the needle in the correct spot.
  To find the correct spot:
  - Start from the extremity of your lip
  - Go 1 inch laterally
  - Go .5 of an inch upwards
  
  
  
  
  The cross should be the area of insertion. It's just below the zygomatic bone for most people.
  
  It is important to accurately insert within that area to avoid damaging any nerves.
  Once you've found the spot, carefully insert the needle at a 90° angle into your skin, MAKING SURE THE PLUNGER IS ALL THE WAY DOWN OF COURSE, LIKE THIS:
  
  
  
  
  ‎
  ‎
  ‎
• As soon as you feel the needle touch the inner part of your cheek, stop pushing it in.
  ‎‎
  ‎
  ‎
• Now, delicately start pulling the plunger.
  If you're doing it correctly, you may feel a slight tension when you start pulling.
  This is simply because of the difference in pressure between the needle barrel and the inside of your cheek.
  ‎
  ‎
• Still delicately, pull harder.
  You should now feel a warm feeling in your cheek, as a mixture of semi-crystallised water and fatty tissues fill up the needle.
  I suggest pulling out no more than 0.3ml in one go. This alone will hollow you out incredibly.
  ‎
  ‎
  ‎ ‎
• Once you pull the needle out, wipe your skin with the alcohol swab to avoid infections.
  ‎‎
  ‎
  ‎
• You can now empty the needle in the sink and proceed the same way on the other cheek.
  ‎‎
  ‎

It's fine to keep the same syringe for both cheeks. Make sure to throw it away after you're done though.

Use a new sterile syringe next time you water pull.



Anyway, the results should last 1 to 2 weeks depending on your eating habits and how much subcutaneous fat you've pulled out.


I wouldn't suggest doing this more than once a month. You should let your skin fully heal

Is this how I get a chad jawline or something?

 

[Normie Destroyer]

Is this how I get a chad jawline or something?

It gives you hollow cheeks

 

[ShartistaniPatriot]

i would simply show her my immense collection of anime and world war 2 memorabilia and she would fall head over heels

 

[Sneeder]

Real question: why do nushlogcucks keep finding mentally ill women to date on /qa/ and the cord?

 

[Retarded_FAG]

Real question: why do nushlogcucks keep finding mentally ill women to date on /qa/ and the cord?

they are? how and are they succeeding?

 

[Gem Control]

Water pulling

• Get a sterile insulin syringe.
  
  
  
  
  ‎
  ‎
  
  
• Get a disinfectant swab (with alcohol in the formula), and wipe the centre of your cheek.
  
  
  
  Caution! do NOT wipe the needle tip with the swab!
  
  Alcohol removes the silicone covering on the needle, causing it to become dull.
  You will 100% hurt yourself with a dull needle tip.
  
  
  
  ‎
  ‎
  
  
  
  
  
• Then, prepare to insert the needle in the correct spot.
  To find the correct spot:
  - Start from the extremity of your lip
  - Go 1 inch laterally
  - Go .5 of an inch upwards
  
  
  
  
  The cross should be the area of insertion. It's just below the zygomatic bone for most people.
  
  It is important to accurately insert within that area to avoid damaging any nerves.
  Once you've found the spot, carefully insert the needle at a 90° angle into your skin, MAKING SURE THE PLUNGER IS ALL THE WAY DOWN OF COURSE, LIKE THIS:
  
  
  
  
  ‎
  ‎
  ‎
• As soon as you feel the needle touch the inner part of your cheek, stop pushing it in.
  ‎‎
  ‎
  ‎
• Now, delicately start pulling the plunger.
  If you're doing it correctly, you may feel a slight tension when you start pulling.
  This is simply because of the difference in pressure between the needle barrel and the inside of your cheek.
  ‎
  ‎
• Still delicately, pull harder.
  You should now feel a warm feeling in your cheek, as a mixture of semi-crystallised water and fatty tissues fill up the needle.
  I suggest pulling out no more than 0.3ml in one go. This alone will hollow you out incredibly.
  ‎
  ‎
  ‎ ‎
• Once you pull the needle out, wipe your skin with the alcohol swab to avoid infections.
  ‎‎
  ‎
  ‎
• You can now empty the needle in the sink and proceed the same way on the other cheek.
  ‎‎
  ‎

It's fine to keep the same syringe for both cheeks. Make sure to throw it away after you're done though.

Use a new sterile syringe next time you water pull.



Anyway, the results should last 1 to 2 weeks depending on your eating habits and how much subcutaneous fat you've pulled out.


I wouldn't suggest doing this more than once a month. You should let your skin fully heal

Imagine having to jab yourself in order to have a good jawline lmao cant be me

 

[Sneeder]

they are? how and are they succeeding?

@JoelWarlock has kleki or whatever she's called I dunno anyhing about his lore
@vivo endive has teresa and also something related to @anthony or whatever.

 

[Retarded_FAG]

@JoelWarlock has kleki or whatever she's called I dunno anyhing about his lore

whos kleki

 

[Nihilma]

I'd talk with her about God, and would try to bond over her hobbies, and my life projects, et cetera. It's simple tbh

 

[Nihilma]

Just be yourself

This applies to most normal people but I think you're forgetting where you are posting and who you're talking to

 

[istanbul]

I'd talk with her about God, and would try to bond over her hobbies, and my life projects, et cetera. It's simple tbh

the ick

 

[Nihilma]

the ick

I like you, I really do you're a funny shlog user but you get too easily mindbroken by us ChristDEITIES

 

[istanbul]

I like you, I really do you're a funny shlog user but you get too easily mindbroken by us ChristDEITIES

unbothered though

 

[baqqrih]

Hoping to ask out that woman I've been talking to for a while sometime this week, most likely tomorrow. We'll see how God's will guides it.

 

[DonutHole]

Hoping to ask out that woman I've been talking to for a while sometime this week, most likely tomorrow. We'll see how God's will guides it.

God wants you to become a volcel monk NOW