Serious Schlog users how would you get a girlfriend?

[jerry_blevins]

Schlog users how would you get a girlfriend?

 

[jerry_blevins]

honeslty i wish i could get a girlfriend but im too fat and disgusting and i dont go outside

you can get a girlfriend and why not go outside

 

[Zondien]

It's poetry.

 

[Joe Biden]

I'd rape kamala for being a bitch who lost me my rightful place on the throne

 

[Mist]

@baqqrih I believe in you man, that you'll actually do it, your writing is absolutely lovely. Seeing you as another common man trying to get by in this world, and unified in faith together i really hope you find succes and get that girlfriend, or well, in other words we can say a future wife if everything goes well. I'll be praying for you tomorrow before sleep. You have to ask her out fast enough that she won't lose interest i think, i am sure a man as wise as you and as close to God will be able to succeed in this if God's will it is of course.

 

[baqqrih]

@baqqrih I believe in you man, that you'll actually do it, your writing is absolutely lovely. Seeing you as another common man trying to get by in this world, and unified in faith together i really hope you find succes and get that girlfriend, or well, in other words we can say a future wife if everything goes well. I'll be praying for you tomorrow before sleep. You have to ask her out fast enough that she won't lose interest i think, i am sure a man as wise as you and as close to God will be able to succeed in this if God's will it is of course.

Thank you, man. May The Lord bless us in the challenges that we face.

 

[wisesage]

Thank you, man. May The Lord bless us in the challenges that we face.

please grow some balls next time

 

[lysytsya]

please grow some balls next time

What are your opinions on TIMs and TERFs?

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

please grow some balls next time

shi i can show u my pair, shawty

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

shi i can show u my pair, shawty

ik, ts was ass.

 

[Itransheartblox]

Thank you, man. May The Lord bless us in the challenges that we face.

Ask her out as soon as possible
The more you delay it.
The harder it becomes to ask her out.

 

[Itransheartblox]

he's literally acting like a foid

Terry hands wrote this

 

[jerry_blevins]

@baqqrih any progress i'm interested and curious

 

[baqqrih]

@baqqrih any progress i'm interested and curious

Didn't see her in the commons this morning, where I've seen her before (and the only time of the day where I have a chance of seeing her to my knowledge). Tomorrow's the same schedule. If it isn't this week, it'll simply have to be the week after break if I don't see her tomorrow morning (or, by a blessing of The Lord, sometime else tomorrow, unexpectedly). I'm confident, now, so I'll be able to ask the next time I see her.

 

[Groypxis]

Kidnapping!

 

[Gem Control]

Kidnapping!

That won the "edgiest joke of the year" award! It's important to consider the ethical risks associated with dark humor, and to make sure not to cause harm to another person.

 

[AngloWizard]

I dont think I'll ever date someone, I might be dead before I ever get the chance or courage to ask someone out

 

[jerry_blevins]

I dont think I'll ever date someone, I might be dead before I ever get the chance or courage to ask someone out

Why not try it

 

[baqqrih]

I dont think I'll ever date someone, I might be dead before I ever get the chance or courage to ask someone out

Are there not any women you like who you know?

 

[lysytsya]

Are there not any women you like who you know?

You're replying to a mlp black pill, you should know it's bait

 

[istanbul]

After some introspection I realized that I cannot imagine NOT having all my time to myself, bros. I think I might be too selfish to ever consider entering a relationship or whatever