Datamining Non-Anonymous Confession Thread

[Stephen]

Admit whatever you want other people to know from you here
I do not like strawberries

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

I got thread banned from anon confessions 3, Rape all jannypedos
Soytan porn
Soytan porn
Soytan porn
Soytan porn
Soytan porn
Soytan porn
Soytan porn
Soytan porn
Soytan porn
Soytan porn

FREE SPEECH MUST LIVE ON
THE JANNIES CANT TAKE IT FROM US

 

[Stephen]

Every post ITT has soytan porn embedded in it btw

 

[Stephen]

Rape smallanus and steve to death btw
Bring back Oot

 

[Stephen]

He changed the confessions thread name and everything
He is LEAKING! HARD!
Which means everyone has a moral obligation to discuss soytan porn in every thread until the leakage stops

 

[Stephen]

The soytan porn was never a goof. I was serious the entire time.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Bring back Oot

Meds. He was never ever moderator, he said so himself.

 

[Stephen]

This is now soytan porn confessions, only admit to things relating to soytan porn
All non soytan porners will be thread banned and raped from orbit by tungsten rods nuking their house

 

[PepsiMan]

It kills me that I can't give shloggers fresh eggs from my birds, or fresh shit from my garden... I get/grow so much and It always tastes 10× better than shit from the store. sorry

I would love some of your eggs, maybe one day once my compound is built we can barter goods depending on where you are

 

[8doe]

This is now soytan porn confessions, only admit to things relating to soytan porn
All non soytan porners will be thread banned and raped from orbit by tungsten rods nuking their house

I think Sleep would love this thread

 

[SUPERNIGGA]

This is now soytan porn confessions, only admit to things relating to soytan porn
All non soytan porners will be thread banned and raped from orbit by tungsten rods nuking their house

This might unironically be the hardest challenge yet

 

[PepsiMan]

This is now soytan porn confessions, only admit to things relating to soytan porn
All non soytan porners will be thread banned and raped from orbit by tungsten rods nuking their house

WHY DID YOU POST THIS SECONDS BEFORE I SAID SOMETHING

 

[Chvd33p]

I confess to have drawn soytan porn

Alright now what

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

There's a drawing I drew that was pretty bad

 

[KingCargo]

ITT: We goon to sprunki

 

[PepsiMan]

AAAH IT'S RAINING oh never mind it's just the janny's clitty leaking (I'm kidding I love you Small Anus)
Also for a confession to keep my post on topic or something
I've almost trooned out a few times in my life, never actually did it because I know it's impossible and I knew at the time that I was just going through hardship and it was not something that will fix that
My sister EPI'd and groomed me so that's probably where that came from, I'm happy being a dude and don't want to be anything else

 

[basil]

i have abnormally long eyelashes they’re surprisingly pretty visible when close to me

 

[basil]

i have abnormally long eyelashes they’re surprisingly pretty visible when close to me

at least i think i do im not sure i used to and sometimes still have women tell me that they wish they had my eyelashes

 

[1844 or Something]

i have abnormally long eyelashes they’re surprisingly pretty visible when close to me

My mom has always told me she's jealous of my eyelashes. I used to hate it as a kid, but I don't care now.
My own confession: I hate how my nose looks. I think I'd look much better if it was just a little smaller. It's just too wide imo, I feel like J.P. Morgan.

 

[Jimb0]

I hate how my nose looks.

Be proud of your heritage... :)

 

[1844 or Something]

Be proud of your heritage... :)

Nose too wide to pass as white.
Nose not long enough for lucrative loan opportunities.
THIS is the problem with race mixing, MOM!