Datamining Non-Anonymous Confession Thread

[Stephen]

Admit whatever you want other people to know from you here
I do not like strawberries

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

ah very cheap lifestyle.
damn you gotta stop forgetting.

yeah i gotta

 

[Twostripe]

I cannot get any work done anymore because I'm addicted to No Man's Sky

 

[greg]

I practice Hinduism with my bull

 

[DonutHole]

Everytime you get angry over something like that just remember it doesnt actually matter. Like once I got cut off in traffic 2 times in a row and I was about to get angry. Then I remembered it doesn't even matter and I was alright.

I'm afraid of myself sometimes, just tonight I got into a shouting match with my father over something really stupid (think he wanted me to take something out of the car) and I just exploded in the span of 10-15 minutes. Said some absolutely vile shit too, and when I finally regained "consciousness" I felt awful. Was especially bad because we ended up crying together a little bit, unusual since I've seen him cry maybe 5-6 times in my life.
I can go from being fairly rational to just monkey-brained ballistic thermonuclear kamikaze in such a short amount of time, it honestly makes me wonder if my mind is being hijacked by some supernatural shit.

Yknow I just realized that it's only human to get angry and It's healthy to release it once in a while. It's fun to just scream at shit after holding it in. Just make sure you don't release it like that. Maybe against a dummy or screaming at sports.

 

[Jimb0]

I really wanted to keep a 50$ bill I found at the grocery store but I still gave it back to the cashier, I should have kept it tbh

 

[istanbul]

I thought dabbing was funny when I was 12 and I did it constantly

 

[Chesnaught]

It doesn't always censor the word nigger. I wrote "furnigger" and it didn't get filtered.

 

[Chesnaught]

It doesn't always censor the word nigger. I wrote "furnigger" and it didn't get filtered.

>deanonymizing your anonymous confession five seconds after writing it

 

[1844 or Something]

It kills me that I can't give shloggers fresh eggs from my birds, or fresh shit from my garden... I get/grow so much and It always tastes 10× better than shit from the store. sorry

 

[Chesnaught]

It doesn't always censor the word nigger. I wrote "furnigger" and it didn't get filtered.

wrong thread award

 

[basil]

It kills me that I can't give shloggers fresh eggs from my birds, or fresh shit from my garden... I get/grow so much and It always tastes 10× better than shit from the store. sorry

yooooo bro i have ducks in my property in central america and i remember i would make huevos rancheros out of their eggs

 

[1844 or Something]

yooooo bro i have ducks in my property in central america and i remember i would make huevos rancheros out of their eggs

Wait, you live in Central America? Idk why, but I always thought you were British.

 

[basil]

Wait, you live in Central America? Idk why, but I always thought you were British.

i don’t i just own land there that one of aunts used to own

 

[1844 or Something]

i don’t i just own land there that one of aunts used to own

Gotcha. Sounds really nice

 

[istanbul]

At teacher at school once asked me if the reason I was down all the time was because I was a closeted gay

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

At teacher at school once asked me if the reason I was down all the time was because I was a closeted gay

wouldn't be surprised tbh

 

[istanbul]

wouldn't be surprised tbh

I'm not

 

[SunniPQTRIQT]

Two music-related confessions:
1) I used to only listen to nigger rap, both mainstream and underground, and barely listened to any other genres until I stopped listening to music all-together and only listen to nasheeds now.
2) The one time I didn't listen to nigger rap was when I listened to Deftones, but only to impress some Romanian foid on Roblox (yes, really)

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

I fucking love sprunki

 

[Joe Biden]

I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore, I really did fuck that dog.