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Yep, 2 of em are pooners, the rest is just some edgy emotionless girl and theres also me, one of the pooners is very avid on planning, since i wanted to get a gun license at 18 anyways xhe said its my duty to get them the guns n allat, and they will do the explosives rest, which like im just not gonna do lol the license is gonna take ages to get approved anyway, so the plan is very dumb and brittle and built solely on “omg we are so edgy we will be like columbine” so i know nothing will happen lool
inb4 bigger fail than the kmfdm femcel shooter girl
 
When I was like 10 years old, I was caught making out with a plushie. My family was going to the park and I said "you guys go on ahead" and I stayed home so I could make out with the plush.
If there was a "dissapointed" react, i'd use it, but dislike works very well for this.
 
I often find shells of different rounds when I walk the streets (usually 9mm) along some stray coins and rarely, bills.
One day when I was living at a different town at 7 or 8 years of age, I got my hands on 2 fusil rounds still unused at an assassination event that happened weeks ago a few houses up of where I was living at the time, they both were covered in blood, I don't know what did the judicial police did at the time to not collect said evidence.
 
I fucked a pillow and came inside it when i was 15.
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A homeless man asked me for money once, i gave him about 5 dollars (felt like the right thing to do and didnt regret it) and then cried for an hour at the mall i was at, and then i cried the whole hour ride home, and when i was home it took me another hour or so to calm down, and go to sleep.
to this day i have no idea why i cried, but it was embarrassing
 
I used to bully this kid when I was in elementary school from third grade until the fifth for having warts on his fingers and being what I thought was a disgusting prick. I used to call him a faggot for hanging out with another kid the class also hated at the time. As I grew older, I matured and I realized that what I did was not good and I should've not done it in the first place. I met him back in my middle school during seventh grade in one of the bathrooms and we had a nice one minute conversation. I greeted him a few times during the year and even shook his hand, but I never formally apologized to him. He was a nice person. A few years later I'm asking one of my old middle school friends what is he like now at his high school. He responded he's just quiet all the time. Now I'm here regretting the shit I did.
 
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