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I suffer from inner thigh burn because my thighs are a little big and due to my male skeletal form. At least they look good since I walk and move my legs a lot, they're not as developed as athletes so they look more closer to that of women.
 
Yesterday i decided to give myself another chance in shooting
This time with a soviet submachine instead of AK-47
Everything was fine until someone pointed out i was holding it in the left hand (not right hand) so i had to switch the position and while doing this the magazine fell off.
 
My irl friendgroup is planning a shooting and they think im in on it but i know they are a bunch of nothingburgers so idc
Like, we are 4 people in total, one dude is already uninterested in it, and well im not gonna do that shit, pretty much only 2 nothingburgers who constantly talk and plan, and i sometimes joke about it
 
women try organizing moment? or what
Yep, 2 of em are pooners, the rest is just some edgy emotionless girl and theres also me, one of the pooners is very avid on planning, since i wanted to get a gun license at 18 anyways xhe said its my duty to get them the guns n allat, and they will do the explosives rest, which like im just not gonna do lol the license is gonna take ages to get approved anyway, so the plan is very dumb and brittle and built solely on “omg we are so edgy we will be like columbine” so i know nothing will happen lool
 
Yep, 2 of em are pooners, the rest is just some edgy emotionless girl and theres also me, one of the pooners is very avid on planning, since i wanted to get a gun license at 18 anyways xhe said its my duty to get them the guns n allat, and they will do the explosives rest, which like im just not gonna do lol the license is gonna take ages to get approved anyway, so the plan is very dumb and brittle and built solely on “omg we are so edgy we will be like columbine” so i know nothing will happen lool
>We're so tuff, we'll shoot this shithole up, they will remember us forever!
<the first cop that sees them
 
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