Datamining Non-Anonymous Confession Thread

[Stephen]

Admit whatever you want other people to know from you here
I do not like strawberries

 

[Chesnaught]

why did you bite a teacher

I probably didn't have a reason

 

[sodack]

When I was 6, the school I went to had a single communal microwave in the cafeteria and I would often put these little foil bags of (already popped) popcorn inside because I wanted to look at the funny lightning. I got expelled the next year for biting a teacher.

On my first day of kindergarten we were checking out all the classes to get used to the school. We all went to the gym and the gym teacher told us to run around and scream for some reason. When the gym teacher told us to stop I kept running in a circle and screaming and eventually they had to bring the principal in. He brought me to his office and I tried to escape. He blocked the door so I head-butted him in the stomach. He called my mom to pick me up and I got expelled.

 

[basil]

Did you learn this by touching them?

nah. i was with some friends and i wanted to touch one because we were in some impoverished area where they hung really low and one of them said that i would get electrocuted

 

[basil]

nah. i was with some friends and i wanted to touch one because we were in some impoverished area where they hung really low and one of them said that i would get electrocuted

i should’ve learned that from jurassic park btw

 

[Fagon]

i should’ve learned that from jurassic park btw

I learned it from a video of an indian touching them.

 

[jimbo]

I learned it from a video of an indian touching them.

electroboom?

 

[basil]

I learned it from a video of an indian touching them.

i feel like your parents would’ve told you that touching pylons can be fatal because you’re homeschooled

my parents were pretty negligent so i’m still learning random ass shit to this day

 

[1844 or Something]

I tried smelling salts about 30 minutes ago. Truly an all around terrible experience. Never again.

 

[Soyteen Liker]

I tried smelling salts about 30 minutes ago. Truly an all around terrible experience. Never again.

What for?

 

[1844 or Something]

What for?

My brother told me I'd be a bitch if I didn't do it, and I didn't want to be a bitch. Not a lot of choices for me at that point

 

[Soyteen Liker]

My brother told me I'd be a bitch if I didn't do it, and I didn't want to be a bitch. Not a lot of choices for me at that point

NAWWWW BLUD GOT PEER PRESSURED BY HIS BROTHER

 

[Lettuce]

I tried smelling salts about 30 minutes ago. Truly an all around terrible experience. Never again.

what does try even mean ur just sniffing them right

 

[1844 or Something]

what does try even mean ur just sniffing them right

"Try" meaning I sniffed them for the first time. Probably a little too close. I was dripping tears for about 15 minutes, and I still cant smell right. I don't see any purpose for them

 

[sodack]

I tried smelling salts about 30 minutes ago. Truly an all around terrible experience. Never again.

What are smelling salts for

 

[Lettuce]

What are smelling salts for

waking u up or inducing consciousness

 

[1844 or Something]

What are smelling salts for

my brother got them for lifting, but I don't see how that would work at all, given my experience.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

i am not well

 

[General Niggnin]

Admit whatever you want other people to know from you here
I do not like strawberries

I love strawberries

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

I tried smelling salts about 30 minutes ago. Truly an all around terrible experience. Never again.

same, my friend told me to try it n i didn't expect it to be that bad kek

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

i fought my first fight in 2nd grade