[SoyToon:] “Are you, uh, a real Shlogger?”
[Neushlogga:] “Well, uh, technically... nah.”
[SoyToon:] “Have you ever baited a good namefag, like, uh, like a real Warrior-Z?”
[Neushlogga:] “Nah.”
[SoyToon:] “Have you ever tried Terry's breastmilk?”
[Neushlogga:] “Nah, nah...”
[SoyToon:] “Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be Shloggers!”
Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in shloggery
This is going down in soystory
If you wanna be a Shlogger Number One
You have to post Hitler BBC on /you/
Just follow my posts, and ban evade
Be careful not to disable your VPN
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One
Ha ha ha
Now look at this slopjak, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to post
Go!
(Quote his thread, not mine!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll leak and rage on this gemmy bait!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
We are Number One
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!