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I mentioned in another thread that i used to beekeep, and that I liked seeing how smart bees actually were, so here's a longpost about all of the cool stuff i remember:
1. They are impatient little fucks. If the entrance to their hive is crowded and there are bees just sitting around, the ones trying to get inside will shake the ones that are in the way to try and get them to move
2. I hadn't noticed any issues with the hive, but apparently the bees did. When the queen starts laying shitty bees, the rest of the hive will usurp her by clustering onto her and stinging her. I tried to keep my first queen in a little jar but i didn't soak her in alcohol so she molded.
3. Male bees exist to bang the queen. They die shortly after. The males realize this, and will crawl outside of the hive to die. This is perfect because the males don't have stingers, so I'd gather them and dump them in my chicken coop so the birds had something tasty to chase.
4. They are fucking LOUD. I used to camp out back by them because i liked their humming, and when my hive swarmed i could hear it from everywhere in the yard.
5. They don't bother stinging you and risking death in the early spring, because they don't have much to defend and could easily leave and start over. I only wore a bee suit in late summer. It's harder for them to travel as far, and tons of spring plants have stopped blooming.
6. Females spend the beginning of their lives caring for larvae.
Ϫ. My favorite thing is that some bees are seemingly designated "guard bees". When I'd open the hive, they crawl past everyone else to peak over the top of the frame and keep an eye on me.
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I definitely miss beekeeping, but I just had too much shit going on, plus some unfortunate circumstances like losing a queen near the end of the season, so I gave up to focus on everything else. I will reunite with them SQQN.
If you have the space and the time, i fully recommend it. Just read up first. it's kind of expensive, but rewarding. I miss the lucky days when some honey comb broke off of a frame. I'd finish up, sit in the shade, and take bites out of the comb. it fucking rules
 
1844 or something said:
Dead Nigger Blog Award.
I mentioned in another thread that i used to beekeep, and that I liked seeing how smart bees actually were, so here's a longpost about all of the cool stuff i remember:
1. They are impatient little fucks. If the entrance to their hive is crowded and there are bees just sitting around, the ones trying to get inside will shake the ones that are in the way to try and get them to move
2. I hadn't noticed any issues with the hive, but apparently the bees did. When the queen starts laying shitty bees, the rest of the hive will usurp her by clustering onto her and stinging her. I tried to keep my first queen in a little jar but i didn't soak her in alcohol so she molded.
3. Male bees exist to bang the queen. They die shortly after. The males realize this, and will crawl outside of the hive to die. This is perfect because the males don't have stingers, so I'd gather them and dump them in my chicken coop so the birds had something tasty to chase.
4. They are fucking LOUD. I used to camp out back by them because i liked their humming, and when my hive swarmed i could hear it from everywhere in the yard.
5. They don't bother stinging you and risking death in the early spring, because they don't have much to defend and could easily leave and start over. I only wore a bee suit in late summer. It's harder for them to travel as far, and tons of spring plants have stopped blooming.
6. Females spend the beginning of their lives caring for larvae.
Ϫ. My favorite thing is that some bees are seemingly designated "guard bees". When I'd open the hive, they crawl past everyone else to peak over the top of the frame and keep an eye on me.
<
I definitely miss beekeeping, but I just had too much shit going on, plus some unfortunate circumstances like losing a queen near the end of the season, so I gave up to focus on everything else. I will reunite with them SQQN.
If you have the space and the time, i fully recommend it. Just read up first. it's kind of expensive, but rewarding. I miss the lucky days when some honey comb broke off of a frame. I'd finish up, sit in the shade, and take bites out of the comb. it fucking rules
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Highlighted the entire text, enabled read-aloud (with default female voice), and listened to the entire thing like any typical white person.
 
1844 or something said:
Dead Nigger Blog Award.
I mentioned in another thread that i used to beekeep, and that I liked seeing how smart bees actually were, so here's a longpost about all of the cool stuff i remember:
1. They are impatient little fucks. If the entrance to their hive is crowded and there are bees just sitting around, the ones trying to get inside will shake the ones that are in the way to try and get them to move
2. I hadn't noticed any issues with the hive, but apparently the bees did. When the queen starts laying shitty bees, the rest of the hive will usurp her by clustering onto her and stinging her. I tried to keep my first queen in a little jar but i didn't soak her in alcohol so she molded.
3. Male bees exist to bang the queen. They die shortly after. The males realize this, and will crawl outside of the hive to die. This is perfect because the males don't have stingers, so I'd gather them and dump them in my chicken coop so the birds had something tasty to chase.
4. They are fucking LOUD. I used to camp out back by them because i liked their humming, and when my hive swarmed i could hear it from everywhere in the yard.
5. They don't bother stinging you and risking death in the early spring, because they don't have much to defend and could easily leave and start over. I only wore a bee suit in late summer. It's harder for them to travel as far, and tons of spring plants have stopped blooming.
6. Females spend the beginning of their lives caring for larvae.
Ϫ. My favorite thing is that some bees are seemingly designated "guard bees". When I'd open the hive, they crawl past everyone else to peak over the top of the frame and keep an eye on me.
<
I definitely miss beekeeping, but I just had too much shit going on, plus some unfortunate circumstances like losing a queen near the end of the season, so I gave up to focus on everything else. I will reunite with them SQQN.
If you have the space and the time, i fully recommend it. Just read up first. it's kind of expensive, but rewarding. I miss the lucky days when some honey comb broke off of a frame. I'd finish up, sit in the shade, and take bites out of the comb. it fucking rules
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You need some mayan honey bees, they don't have stingers and are super chill. Plus the honey is probably the best I've ever had IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! Which is over 10000 years.
 
1844 or something said:
I took my dogs to the vet today and when i was waiting in my car I saw some 20 something guy walk out crying. I wasn't trying to watch him, but i saw him spazzing out in his car for a bit. I'm guessing he had to put a pet down, i feel terrible for him.
it hurts
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You give him a bro hug? Or you beta male out?
 
1844 or something said:
I beta maled out. He was really going through it, screaming and shit. I figured I'd just bother him more than anything. Wanted to give him his privacy.
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bro those are the moments... i got a shirt "Hug Your Homies"

Gotta bro code up man... let it be a lesson this time, next time hug a bro my guy. Nothing worse than being alone in this world, unless you're alone cuz you just lost you're best friend... been there bro.
 
Going to an In This Moment concert tonight. Haven't really listened to them in a few years, but i used to be obsessed with the band (lead singer) as a teen. Should be fun, I think their music played a role in shaping me as a person for better or worse.
Older
When i came in
Modern

if you're here to tell me my music taste is shit, just know that I am well aware and have no plans to change it
 
Good show, and ITM has gotten a lot better since i last saw them. A literal tranny went on before them, but i kind of expected it. Me and my brother had a hell of a time mocking they/them
Surprising amount of literal dinosaurs there also.
Oh, and some emo girl took a picture with me because of my shirt
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Only picture I took. "Whore" was my favorite song for so long as a teenager
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Me and my Mom had a great talk tonight. Today was the 2 year anniversary of my grandfather's death, and the birthday of my Mom's friend who passed away last year.
For the first time in my life, i got to be the one to hold her and know just what to say. I told her that it fucking sucks, but that the people we lost wouldn't want us feeling sorry for them. I told her how all we can really do is just be the people that they knew we can be.
It's normal to be sad, but the people we lost would fucking HATE to see us give up just because of them.
 
Random memory:
I took a game dev class in freshman year of highschool, but a few weeks in our teacher had to leave and we were left with a 60+ year old substitute teacher for a few months.
The entire time, we did nothing but play Halo together. i guess she thought that was what a game development class should look like?
Our teacher came back in time for our final projects.
My game was a rip-off of the original Legend of Zelda, but since i spent the entire class t-bagging retards in halo, I had fake the entire game.
instead of using hitboxes or anything like that, i linked all of the actions in the "game" to random keys. I spent a week memorizing them and my "final" was just me pressing the right keys at the right time to make it look like a functional game.
I didn't learn anything from that class other than finding out that Ipecac was a God-tier power-up in binding of isaac.
That class was just a 60 minute block to spend time with my bros
 
I must look like a faggot, because the only hoes that talk to me at uni are bitches with prideflags all over there laptops and the only dudes who reach out are IAS 'corders.
Met a pretty nice girl recently who seemed to like me, and then she randomly dropped the fact that she's going to a furry convention.
Idk, dying alone doesn't seem THAT bad honestly
 
On a school trip, got a nice hotel room all to myself this time. Only gonna be in it for a couple hours, but it will be /calm/
 
Just noticed i can open the hotel windows. Gonna get shitfaced and think about my life, see you faggots in hell!

just kidding
 
Don't call me on my phone
I just wanna i just wanna be alone
I just wanna i just wanna be alone

I don't really i don't really wanna lie
Lately i just lately i just wanna die
Spare yourself spare yourself some wasted time


Don't call me on my phone
I just wanna i just wanna be alone
Lately can't lately i can't watch my tone
I'm not going I'm not going back home
Cause i don't wanna i don't wanna

I don't wanna be alone
Slowly working up the courage no more wasted time
Senior year suicide

Walking miles all by myself
Burning bridges, burning all my braincells
Catch me lurking fucking hurting as well
I don't wanna feel like I'm all alone


I just wanna i just wanna be alone ×2
And honestly i just weep
Another day, not so sweet
Sick of playing this pretend
Checking off my calendar until the end

The day I'll be at ease
I'll just sleep
Forever and i want to
I can't stay here with you
Waking up is so hard to do
 
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