Coal Itt we pretend the schlog is a family

[MeursaultLE]

Moresalt is that one salt shaker at the family table where it's more just decorational knick-knack, than useful.
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...what
I must have a stronger role in this family, you can't do this to me bro I don't wanna be a fucking salt shaker.

 

[Watt]

...what
you can't do this to me bro I don't wanna be a fucking salt shaker.
and I am pretty useful...I think.

It's over for you

 

[1844 or Something]

I mean its not very hard, she can't run away to resist you.

You know, that's a very upsetting thought... somewhere, there is some degenerate fuck doing this exact same shit just because he can.

 

[Sneeder]

You know, that's a very upsetting thought... somewhere, there is some degenerate fuck doing this exact same shit just because he can.

You know, I unironically got a bit sad when I first saw the soytan rape comic. She didn't deserve that

 

[1844 or Something]

the soytan rape comic.

This is one of the awful things on the internet that I have no desire to even hate-view. Sorry you had to see it

 

[8doe]

x immigrant is the sex offender uncle that gets invited to a family reunion once and gets caught touching his nephew and is never seen after that

 

[jimbo]

steve is the deadbeat dad btw if that hasn’t been established already
and i’m the step househusband

 

[Steve]

steve is the deadbeat dad btw if that hasn’t been established already

I've done so much for you and this is how you describe me, tsk tsk tsk.

 

[Watt]

I've done so much for you and this is how you describe me, tsk tsk tsk.

I think you failed as a dad then if that's how Jimbo turned out

 

[condolana]

I've stated before that terry is my wife and jimbo is my retarded son, this is fact.

No different from the Shemmypedos.

 

[StudioCaca]

I'm the alcoholic uncle that shows up to about 50% of the family gathering each year.

im the junkie uncle that shows up at all family gathering

 

[Steve]

No different from the Shemmypedos.

Now that's an offensive comparison.

 

[jimbo]

@Stiuv lock this thread because op took my legos

 

[Stockstall]

Who is the "creepy" uncle?

 

[1844 or Something]

im the junkie uncle that shows up at all family gathering

Yea, you and I probably "run out to the car" together and convince ourselves that we dont reek of weed and booze when we go back in.
Doll has given up on us and no longer hides his disappointment

 

[1844 or Something]

Who is the "creepy" uncle?

@Jartycuck Gaming (those who know: )

 

[jimbo]

@Jartycuck Gaming (those who know: )

ximmy’s alt?

 

[8doe]

ximmy’s alt?

CSAM spammer

 

[dino]

ximmy’s alt?

xhe posted p on the schlog

 

[8doe]

Who is the "creepy" uncle?

ximmy, ilovevesna, we have a lot of creepy uncles