• Happy pride month, xisters of the schlog!

ITS THE END OF THE SHLOG AS WE KNOW IT AND I FEEL FINE

Under my administration, nobody would get banned for anything other than seriously egregious shit. As the owner of the Schlog, I will un-rulescuck the site, unbanning most of the users currently banned. Only bona fide pedophiles and foodists will remain banned, and I have a proven record of shutting down pedophiles and foodists. The no-socks rule will be abolished entirely, as will virtually all other rules besides "no pedophiles", "no foodists", and "nothing illegal". My admin team will consist only of highly qualified people who can actually run a site and won't simply ban anyone who offends them.

If that sounds good to you, then please donate to help me buy the site: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-moonmetropolis-save-soyjak-blog
Oh no oh god no please don't make it like this my clitty will leak!!!!!!!!!! 1731463227511k.png
 
I liked the soyjak blog it was great it was nice
i had fun in december when i basically had too much free time but so little to do with it, though that was a lot of wasted time in the end. i already got bored after, again, seeing all of the sprunki threads gone including the ones in dump, i actually had fun making those
 
Uhhhh for here it was to run it until it became self-running. Then after that it was to fire all the jannies and see how @baqqrih @Broot and I would run things with a robomod @IAMS . Then if it ran well Id find something new to do and pass it to baqq.
And all would have worked fine if the x immigrant drama hadn't forced you to come back to the site
 
i had fun in december when i basically had too much free time but so little to do with it, though that was a lot of wasted time in the end. i already got bored after, again, seeing all of the sprunki threads gone including the ones in dump, i actually had fun making those
I had fun interacting with them, Hitler's BBC is a boa btw
 
Under my administration, nobody would get banned for anything other than seriously egregious shit. As the owner of the Schlog, I will un-rulescuck the site, unbanning most of the users currently banned. Only bona fide pedophiles and foodists will remain banned, and I have a proven record of shutting down pedophiles and foodists. The no-socks rule will be abolished entirely, as will virtually all other rules besides "no pedophiles", "no foodists", and "nothing illegal". My admin team will consist only of highly qualified people who can actually run a site and won't simply ban anyone who offends them.

If that sounds good to you, then please donate to help me buy the site: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-moonmetropolis-save-soyjak-blog
You VILL ban everyone I don't like
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Also you wouldn't really need to replace anything, or at least not more than the name of the site and the banners. Emotes and reacts can remain as they are just fine; soyjaks aren't copyrighted. Even the people that you hate the most use them on their discord chats.
Then why? There isnt a single good reason to do this, all you want to do is to remove the banners and change the iconic name, its not going to help this website, the userbase is not going to change.
 
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