ITS THE END OF THE SHLOG AS WE KNOW IT AND I FEEL FINE

[Xiuhcoyotl]

Under my administration, nobody would get banned for anything other than seriously egregious shit. As the owner of the Schlog, I will un-rulescuck the site, unbanning most of the users currently banned. Only bona fide pedophiles and foodists will remain banned, and I have a proven record of shutting down pedophiles and foodists. The no-socks rule will be abolished entirely, as will virtually all other rules besides "no pedophiles", "no foodists", and "nothing illegal". My admin team will consist only of highly qualified people who can actually run a site and won't simply ban anyone who offends them.

If that sounds good to you, then please donate to help me buy the site: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-moonmetropolis-save-soyjak-blog

thanks, but ion wanna get datamined even further by feds

 

[DOLL]

What even is your end goal?

Uhhhh for here it was to run it until it became self-running. Then after that it was to fire all the jannies and see how @baqqrih @Broot and I would run things with a robomod @IAMS . Then if it ran well Id find something new to do and pass it to baqq.

 

[Username:Required]

The no-socks rule will be abolished entirely, as will virtually all other rules besides "no pedophiles", "no foodists", and "nothing illegal".

This nigger can't run a site.
Just hand it over to the current administration.

 

[MagmaMan]

Under my administration, nobody would get banned for anything other than seriously egregious shit. As the owner of the Schlog, I will un-rulescuck the site, unbanning most of the users currently banned. Only bona fide pedophiles and foodists will remain banned, and I have a proven record of shutting down pedophiles and foodists. The no-socks rule will be abolished entirely, as will virtually all other rules besides "no pedophiles", "no foodists", and "nothing illegal". My admin team will consist only of highly qualified people who can actually run a site and won't simply ban anyone who offends them.

If that sounds good to you, then please donate to help me buy the site: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-moonmetropolis-save-soyjak-blog

Good idea. I hope our glorious site will be saved! Thank you!

 

[KingCargo]

>Joshua Goldberg's Shlog

 

[dino]

if this site comes under new management i hope it stops being associated with soyjaks entirely tbhdesu

We are never going to get new users like this, we would also have to replace reacts, icons, etc. It just wouldn't work and it wouldn't be the same.

 

[ribbon]

View attachment 175972

I thought that gif of cobson imp and soyak I made was scary lost media and now I see it everywhere

 

[Jimb0]

discord :3

It's not the same, it's like half the people here don't have discord

That's why i'm better than you, i know VERY well that you seethe at me, you will never be unbothered.

you're brown lole

 

[jimbo]

omgg 36 pages @ribbon this thread did numbers slayyy

 

[qaqorsomething]

Uhhhh for here it was to run it until it became self-running. Then after that it was to fire all the jannies and see how @baqqrih @Broot and I would run things with a robomod @IAMS . Then if it ran well Id find something new to do and pass it to baqq.

shouldve fired jannies first

 

[istanbul]

Under my administration, nobody would get banned for anything other than seriously egregious shit. As the owner of the Schlog, I will un-rulescuck the site, unbanning most of the users currently banned. Only bona fide pedophiles and foodists will remain banned, and I have a proven record of shutting down pedophiles and foodists. The no-socks rule will be abolished entirely, as will virtually all other rules besides "no pedophiles", "no foodists", and "nothing illegal". My admin team will consist only of highly qualified people who can actually run a site and won't simply ban anyone who offends them.

If that sounds good to you, then please donate to help me buy the site: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-moonmetropolis-save-soyjak-blog

Un-giga reacting this because you said nothing about forbidding teenagers from using this site.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

>Aw nigga I thought you already the money

 

[MagmaMan]

@MoonMetropolis spread the word. Please!

 

[dino]

The no-socks rule will be abolished entirely, as will virtually all other rules besides "no pedophiles", "no foodists", and "nothing illegal".

Will you abolish these two?
>You WILL NOT participate in or advertise hostile Discord servers, Telegram groups, crypto projects, etc.
>By using the schlog you affirm that you are 16 years old or older.

 

[KingCargo]

Un-giga reacting this because you said nothing about forbidding teenagers from using this site.

Pipe it decaying faggot.

 

[Jimb0]

AI was literally gonna take my heckin job wtf

like you were getting paid for it, belgian fuck

 

[Retarded_FAG]

I liked the soyjak blog it was great it was nice

 

[ribbon]

AI was literally gonna take my heckin job wtf

Now you understand how us Israeli trans artists feel

 

[Jimb0]

Wow I'm Belgian? That's kino. So am I the faggy french kind or the gemmy dutch kind?

You know... It doesn't matter anymore
I love you

 

[istanbul]

We are never going to get new users like this, we would also have to replace reacts, icons, etc. It just wouldn't work and it wouldn't be the same.

'number must go up' mentality is why the sharty is a public shitting street now.
Also you wouldn't really need to replace anything, or at least not more than the name of the site and the banners. Emotes and reacts can remain as they are just fine; soyjaks aren't copyrighted. Even the people that you hate the most use them on their discord chats.