Very serious INDIA GENERAL

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Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?
China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question's wrong!!
UK: Rubbish !!
India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims. Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!


European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?
Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!


Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...

Einstein says:
"Let's play a game...I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5
and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500..."

Einstein asks the first question: W
hat's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?

Indian doesn't say a word,
Reaches his pocket, p
ulls out a $5...

Now...It's the indian turn...

He asks Einstein:
What goes up a hill with 3 legs
and

comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
After an hour he gives Indian $500...
Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well...

so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...
Einstein fainted.....


Send to all Indians all over the globe! Magic Missing Indian flag in this? Don't worry send this message to only 2 groups u will shock to see all these flags will become Indian flags Created by: engineering students Of CIT
 
Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?
China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question's wrong!!
UK: Rubbish !!
India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims. Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!


European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?
Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!


Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...

Einstein says:
"Let's play a game...I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5
and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500..."

Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?

Indian doesn't say a word,
Reaches his pocket, p
ulls out a $5...

Now...It's the indian turn...

He asks Einstein:
What goes up a hill with 3 legs
and

comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
After an hour he gives Indian $500...
Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well...

so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...
Einstein fainted.....


Send to all Indians all over the globe! Magic Missing Indian flag in this? Don't worry send this message to only 2 groups u will shock to see all these flags will become Indian flags Created by: engineering students Of CIT
sharing this with my village.
 
Shut up hijra dalit you are worthless scum only made to sweep up my designated shitting street you will never compare to the glorious ness of us Kshatriya and Brahmin. unruly peasant
Mi am moar Brahmin den tu
 
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