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Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?
China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question's wrong!!
UK: Rubbish !!
India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims. Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!


European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?
Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!


Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...

Einstein says:
"Let's play a game...I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5
and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500..."

Einstein asks the first question: W
hat's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?

Indian doesn't say a word,
Reaches his pocket, p
ulls out a $5...

Now...It's the indian turn...

He asks Einstein:
What goes up a hill with 3 legs
and

comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
After an hour he gives Indian $500...
Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well...

so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...
Einstein fainted.....


Send to all Indians all over the globe! Magic Missing Indian flag in this? Don't worry send this message to only 2 groups u will shock to see all these flags will become Indian flags Created by: engineering students Of CIT
 
Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?
China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question's wrong!!
UK: Rubbish !!
India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims. Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!


European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?
Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!


Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...

Einstein says:
"Let's play a game...I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5
and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500..."

Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?

Indian doesn't say a word,
Reaches his pocket, p
ulls out a $5...

Now...It's the indian turn...

He asks Einstein:
What goes up a hill with 3 legs
and

comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
After an hour he gives Indian $500...
Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well...

so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...
Einstein fainted.....


Send to all Indians all over the globe! Magic Missing Indian flag in this? Don't worry send this message to only 2 groups u will shock to see all these flags will become Indian flags Created by: engineering students Of CIT
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