/calm/ Immortal Spaghettification As A Secular Afterlife

[Lism]

When I was 10 years old I read the "Choose Your Own Adventure" series of books. There was one about black holes. The plot had a team of space cadets explore a black hole. If you did something wrong you would get spaghettified. This means that your body would be stretched out because of the black hole's gravitational pull. When I was 10, I found this terrifying. I would have nightmares wetting my bed because of fear! It sounded very unpleasant.

The way I tried to heal from this was to imagine others being spaghettified. I felt bad about those who were nice being spaghettified. But then I realized if humanity achieved immortality... we might all be spaghettified! It would be a divine test. Those who were good would be spaghettified and enjoy it. Those who were bad would be spaghettified and not enjoy it. It would be the ultimate test. Soon I found myself judging people's universal morality by how much they would enjoy being spaghettified.

Fortunately, this can change. I am still terrified of being spaghettified because I am a bad person. But I can be good. And once I am good enough I will enjoy the great spaghettification as the immortal colony on Earth is swallowed by a black hole. Thank you kind men, women, girls, and boys for listening.

I knew a lot of people who were afraid of spaghettification as kids, strangely. I have heard about Black Holes being able to store information, but I don't know why you think being spaghettified would lead to immortality. You would probably be torn apart by gravitational forces and die

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

depends, if there's an aether and if both are linked to it, what would the outcome be
if only one retains a highe connection the other will be completely self animated

We already have identical twins which are functionally the same thing considering they both came from one mass of cells.

 

[8doe]

INVEST IN YES KING AND HAWK TUAH COIN

 

[wireshark]

disasterous levels of projection

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[Steve]

I'm saying the afterlife IS going to be a black hole. It literally rips through the fabric of spacetime! So it must lead somewhere! The pre-colony deity/ies would be rational enough to transport us there. I hope!

A black hole is just a singularity of infinite gravity, it doesn't "rips through the fabric of spacetime". It leads nowhere and if you were to fall into one you'd just add onto that infinite gravity.

 

[Goot]

post btc addy

Zero (0) on topic posts
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[wireshark]

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[NigKiller_Tojo]

pseudo scientific theory that sounds smart but is actually pretty dumb

 

[MagmaMan]

I knew a lot of people who were afraid of spaghettification as kids, strangely. I have heard about Black Holes being able to store information, but I don't know why you think being spaghettified would lead to immortality. You would probably be torn apart by gravitational forces and die

I did not know that they could store information. That adds to my theory. That means that they could absorb your soul and everyone's soul who you remember! Hence, with the 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon rule, everyone will be spaghettified.

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

I don’t see why black holes got reddited so hard. They’re just objects whose gravity met the threshold to stop light. If you could still see them they’d just look like a neutron star.

 

[Goot]

stay broke skid

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[8doe]

stay broke skid

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[wireshark]

BTC addy will be posted if you make a on topic post

you're broke retard, stay broke

 

[Lism]

If you got uploaded into an AI the real you (who you are now) would die normally and the AI that's gonna get spahettified is just a clone of you, you get to rest easy its just the clone that's gonna suffer.

Does this happen every time you wake up as well?

 

[Watt]

@wireshark

 

[Jimb0]

He's actually so autistic I can't even say anything, I'm just dumbfounded
I guess his theory won

 

[meijak]

you're broke retard, stay broke

Fuck off dumb cryptonigger

 

[MagmaMan]

A black hole is just a singularity of infinite gravity, it doesn't "rips through the fabric of spacetime". It leads nowhere and if you were to fall into one you'd just add onto that infinite gravity.

How do you know it leads to nowhere? Have you ever heard of white holes? Wormholes?

 

[Jimb0]

How do you know it leads to nowhere? Have you ever heard of white holes? Wormholes?

hypotheticals, they do not exist as far as we know

 

[Steve]

How do you know it leads to nowhere? Have you ever heard of white holes? Wormholes?

Neither of those are confirmed to exist, accept natural death chuddy.