/calm/ Immortal Spaghettification As A Secular Afterlife

[Sloppyjakky]

I would love to be spaghettified stretching and forming like the beautiful form foreverially

>I would love to be spaghettified stretching and forming like the beautif- ACK!

 

[Warrior-Z]

@Warrior-Z I've got you a prime opponent @wireshark

Why's that?

 

[Warrior-Z]

lol, ironic that you say that considering i'm most likely not only the most intelligent person on this "forum", but most likely the most wealthy, stay broke nocoiner skid

You're not the most "intelligent", unless you're specifying a kind of intelligence you believe you exceed at.

 

[wireshark]

You're not the most "intelligent", unless you're specifying a kind of intelligence you believe you exceed at.

i'm speaking of general intelligence

 

[Warrior-Z]

i'm speaking of general intelligence

What do you define as general intelligence?
If it is:
>a collection of mental abilities that allow an individual to comprehend and interpret the world, reason and solve problems, and adjust their behavior to suit their surroundings.
Then you're not the most intelligent here.

 

[wireshark]

What do you define as general intelligence?
If it is:
>a collection of mental abilities that allow an individual to comprehend and interpret the world, reason and solve problems, and adjust their behavior to suit their surroundings.
Then you're not the most intelligent here.

then who is

 

[Warrior-Z]

then who is

Technically, we can't know.
We dont really have a way of measuring everyone's exact general intelligence because since this is a raisinposting site and not some kind of academical forum we can't really know that because not everyone on this forum has demonstrated it.

 

[wireshark]

Technically, we can't know.
We dont really have a way of measuring everyone's exact general intelligence because since this is a raisinposting site and not some kind of academical forum we can't really know that because not everyone on this forum has demonstrated it.

i am the wealthiest person on this site, and i earned it myself, so i deem myself the most intelligent

 

[Warrior-Z]

i am the wealthiest person on this site, and i earned it myself, so i deem myself the most intelligent

I don't think being the wealthiest is sequitur to being the most intelligent.

 

[wireshark]

I don't think being the wealthiest is sequitur to being the most intelligent.
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i believe that it is, as long as you earned it yourself with your intelligence, i hold 8 figures overall in various cryptos

 

[Warrior-Z]

i believe that it is, as long as you earned it yourself with your intelligence, i hold 8 figures overall in various cryptos

That's economical intelligence or intelligence within the workspace you adhere to in order to gain that.

 

[wireshark]

That's economical intelligence or intelligence within the workspace you adhere to in order to gain that.

fair

 

[Erblicken]

When I was 10 years old I read the "Choose Your Own Adventure" series of books. There was one about black holes. The plot had a team of space cadets explore a black hole. If you did something wrong you would get spaghettified. This means that your body would be stretched out because of the black hole's gravitational pull. When I was 10, I found this terrifying. I would have nightmares wetting my bed because of fear! It sounded very unpleasant.

The way I tried to heal from this was to imagine others being spaghettified. I felt bad about those who were nice being spaghettified. But then I realized if humanity achieved immortality... we might all be spaghettified! It would be a divine test. Those who were good would be spaghettified and enjoy it. Those who were bad would be spaghettified and not enjoy it. It would be the ultimate test. Soon I found myself judging people's universal morality by how much they would enjoy being spaghettified.

Fortunately, this can change. I am still terrified of being spaghettified because I am a bad person. But I can be good. And once I am good enough I will enjoy the great spaghettification as the immortal colony on Earth is swallowed by a black hole. Thank you kind men, women, girls, and boys for listening.

That's stupid. Why would you enjoy suffering? Not even God enjoyed being crucified (hence why it was the ultimate sacrifice)

 

[MagmaMan]

That's stupid. Why would you enjoy suffering? Not even God enjoyed being crucified (hence why it was the ultimate sacrifice)

It's not suffering. Being spaghettified stimulates the senses. And if you're good, you will be able to be stimulated enough to imagine a paradise. It will be so much fun if you're able to.

 

[Erblicken]

It's not suffering. Being spaghettified stimulates the senses. And if you're good, you will be able to be stimulated enough to imagine a paradise. It will be so much fun if you're able to.

You don't know that though because you've never been spaghettified, nor do you know anyone who has been spaghettified.

 

[MagmaMan]

You don't know that though because you've never been spaghettified, nor do you know anyone who has been spaghettified.

The black hole would store your data. It would bring you back in a body that wouldn't be painful for spaghettification.

 

[Erblicken]

The black hole would store your data. It would bring you back in a body that wouldn't be painful for spaghettification.

How would it store your data? It's not a computer.

 

[Mongoloigul]

How would it store your data? It's not a computer.

Do not try to comprehend the intentions of a Cosmic Deity it is why spaghettification is most holy

 

[Thrembolone]

getting spaghettified probably feels really good

 

[Zondien]

Black holes?
What a retard
Roko's Basilisk will be out to get you!

whoever came up with that should be the ceo of soylent

I've found that the whole concept of the Roko's Basilisk was done better by AM from I have no mouth and I must scream