If you had one wish, what would it be?

[sodack]

The only thing you can't wish for is more wishes. I would wish for complete control over all of reality forever, so I can put myself in the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Universe with immortality and whatever powers I want.

 

[Gem Control]

That you have a happy new year nigga

 

[8doe]

some of you are gonna say some gay shit like "50 BBC slave bulls to fuck my wife"
me personally i want 50 BBC slave bulls to fuck my wife

 

[Stephen]

I’d wish for mass conversions to Roman Catholicism in the west

 

[sodack]

I’d wish for mass conversions to Roman Catholicism in the west

Why not the whole world?

 

[rhodendron]

wake up in sonic the hedgehogs body and world.... what a wonderful world that is.... also i would get to have sex with many of the hottest hedge-babes

 

[Sneeder]

I want all jeets to die

 

[8doe]

some of you are gonna say some gay shit like "50 BBC slave bulls to fuck my wife"
me personally i want 50 BBC slave bulls to fuck my wife

on a SERIOUS NOTE
i want me and all of my friends to be happy. i want my friends to live what they dream of. a wish is limitless. i'll just ask for the magic wish guy to give me and my friends everything we want and desire

 

[terrycrews]

I feel like you just made the thread so you could say that you could go fuck Kars

 

[Sneeder]

wake up in sonic the hedgehogs body and world.... what a wonderful world that is.... also i would get to have sex with many of the hottest hedge-babes

 

[terrycrews]

That being said I would also take total control of reality and torture everyone on this site except the ones I like

 

[8doe]

>making the thread so you could say that you could go fuck Kars

 

[Sneeder]

That being said I would also take total control of reality and torture everyone on this site except the ones I like

Ooooh. How edgy

 

[greg]

Super Mario in real life

 

[Stephen]

Why not the whole world?

It’s the west, the world would follow

 

[Fagon]

Like 20 dollars would be nice.

 

[8doe]

Like 20 dollars would be nice.

i will keep this in mind
the local homeless population and small company tip jars will be paying for this

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

I wish I could cross paths with someone who works for the CPC and form a connection with them, eventually leading to me learning Chinese, getting citizenship, and becoming a national sensation in the People's Republic of China.

It's not just a heckin yellow fever thing either, I wouldn't mind if I still died an incel. Maybe it's my autism but in recent months I have started to become very interested in that country, almost infatuated in fact. It's also not politically motivated; I'm not even all that crazy about communism. Something about that place is special, and I feel like I'm missing out on a whole different world across the Pacific. Their mostly isolationist nature adds a lot to the whole mystic aura I guess.

 

[SUPERCELLEX]

The only thing you can't wish for is more wishes. I would wish for complete control over all of reality forever, so I can put myself in the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Universe with immortality and whatever powers I want.

I wish to grant myself wishes

 

[basil]

3 million dolars