If the Shlog was a show, these would be its seasons

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

but liker is a horrible mother you can't do that.

That's the point. Retarded father + mentally ill mother = retarded mentally ill children

 

[X Immigrant]

season 1 good: baqqrih, spas, aedra, me, smallanus, so on and so forth, most people are good, I'd say baqqrih can be the mc since he's a real nigga
season 1 evil: konata (minor,) yurigod (minor,) princessparkles (major,) x immigrant (major)

How can I be evil when I'm a decent fucking human being who voted Harris Walz unlike the rest of you?

 

[Sneeder]

not happening

Narrator: It indeed, ended up happening

 

[Spasoje's Revenge]

I can't believe you didn't mention schlog attorney, that was aa big event and an establishing moment of my character

 

[Steve]

Season 1 started with the creation of the blog and the first antagonist, Konata. After his ban, there was a timeskip a couple of months later and most of the time in between was SNCA. Soygoy became notable and hosted a Terraria game. SoytanEnthusiast was the top poster. I hosted the Shlog Cup popularity contest and Baqqrih won. Spas deleted his account after his loss in the finals. He would later return but he would never be a primary character anymore. SoytanEnthusiast deleted his account in protest after his fellow Churro user, Lord Chudtemante was permanently banned. YuriGOD got banned. The season ends with princessparkles' ban which causes the true antagonist of the season, X Immigrant, to reveal himself. He took over the Shlog for a while until Broot went online and finally ended his reign of terror

Season 2 started out afterwards, Soygoy finally revealed his true colors and became the villain for two seasons, he got reaction bombed by me, Hagon, and Aedra, then got permanently banned for the first time and later appealed by Doll. Terrycrews joined and caused mayhem in the forums. The feud between me and Herb happened which ended with him quitting after the incident. Doll hosted the first Schunger Games. The Janny elections happened and everyone expected Imperator to win, but Steve barely won by a single vote because of Tiecord. Terrycrews ack'd after Imperator lost. The audience was shocked and some were vocally upset with the show. Terrycrews was the villain of the season but was eventually reduced to a lesser status after his first account ban

Season 3 started out afterwards with users like Fortuna and kingdavey joining. Soygoy made an extention that was supposed to make the Shlog better. He also created an army of furfags but was eventually banned for botting threads and reaction bombing Hagon. He claimed he has everyone's ip and cookies which then caused a mass panic and led to him being permanently banned from the Shlog forever. Fortuna also revealed he was Terrycrews all along and acked again, classical

Season 4 was a filler season, not much has happened. Doll wants a successor so he thought of making Baqqrih an admin. He made him a manager, which would eventually led to him becoming an admin. Baqqrih then pointed a new moderator. A new villain, Jimbo, was introduced. There was just constant fighting between Terry and Jimbo. Terrycrews came back then got permanently banned then appealed. The December Schunger games happened... Then Doll disappeared after finally deciding it's the right time to give Baqqrih admin. The season ended with a cliffhanger

This is now the fifth Season

Its alright but I think season 1 is very backloaded, if I were to do this list I'd have there be season 0.5 that was the blog before Frootcord getting administration here, I think it'd be a good way to divide it.

 

[basil]

Its alright but I think season 1 is very backloaded, if I were to do this list I'd have there be season 0.5 that was the blog before Frootcord getting administration here, I think it'd be a good way to divide it.

i was here before frootcord

 

[Steve]

i was here before frootcord

Yeah yeah you're an oldfag we get it, I wasn't because I managed to register three days after him.

 

[basil]

Yeah yeah you're an oldfag we get it, I wasn't because I managed to register three days after him.

wait you registered after me?? i thought you were before me wtf

 

[Steve]

wait you registered after me?? i thought you were before me wtf

I'm a newfag who needs to lurk moar.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

I registered before the 2 above mi btw

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

I'm not old enough to remember Kotana (SNCA user doe), but luckily i am old enough to be familiar with the the schlogs most iconic lolcows (encrusted_asshole, OG terry, ILoveCoals, Soilgay, OG brapsil)

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

I'm not old enough to remember Kotana (SNCA user doe), but luckily i am old enough to be familiar with the the schlogs most iconic lolcows (encrusted_asshole, OG terry, ILoveCoals, Soilgay, OG brapsil)

OG brapsil was a different animal on some real shit

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Who remembers these users and their moments?
ISTANBUL (green and white color scheme dude)
Blackhawk (tried to create xer own religion)
Weebhunter 3000 (when he had the Skibidi Cobson pfp)
When the Islamic creator of the Booru had a Q&A here.
When the Shemmy's creator hosted his Q&A here.
ILoveVesna (banned for "BMT" despite being regretful and forgiving for it)
Gatorfagsl33p (SNCA user, had a PFP similiar to ILoveVesna's but he's gone)
Nagolbuds No1 Fan (i still miss xer)
NekoRightsActivist (unironic advocate for BBC superiority)

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

ISTANBUL (green and white color scheme dude)

Yes

Blackhawk (tried to create xer own religion)

Yes

Weebhunter 3000 (when he had the Skibidi Cobson pfp)

Yes

When the Islamic creator of the Booru had a Q&A here.

Yes

When the Shemmy's creator hosted his Q&A here.

Yes

ILoveVesna (banned for "BMT" despite being regretful and forgiving for it)

Yes

Gatorfagsl33p (SNCA user, had a PFP similiar to ILoveVesna's but he's gone)

Nagolbuds No1 Fan (i still miss xer)

Both yes and accounts are still active

NekoRightsActivist (unironic advocate for BBC superiority)

Yes

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

Who remembers these users and their moments?
ISTANBUL (green and white color scheme dude)
Blackhawk (tried to create xer own religion)
Weebhunter 3000 (when he had the Skibidi Cobson pfp)
When the Islamic creator of the Booru had a Q&A here.
When the Shemmy's creator hosted his Q&A here.
ILoveVesna (banned for "BMT" despite being regretful and forgiving for it)
Gatorfagsl33p (SNCA user, had a PFP similiar to ILoveVesna's but he's gone)
Nagolbuds No1 Fan (i still miss xer)
NekoRightsActivist (unironic advocate for BBC superiority)

I know ISTANBUL. I know Vesna, and I remember Nagolbuds' no. 1 Fan a little bit.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

N

I know ISTANBUL. I know Vesna, and I remember Nagolbuds' no. 1 Fan a little bit.

This nigga lying he aint remember nagolbuds no1 fan

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Both yes and accounts are still active

1st of all, Nagolbuds No1 Fan got banned for being an alt account, secondly Gatorfag is either lurking or just gone.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

1st of all, Nagolbuds No1 Fan got banned for being an alt account, secondly Gatorfag is either lurking or just gone.

 

[StudioCaca]

nigga penis

 

[ArBcswqnxNobgkdgULRxknEtLw]

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