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If the Shlog was a show, these would be its seasons

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Goldy said:
Make an running gag in the show about me secretly having a sixth sense where if I suspect someone is a pedophile then eventually will get exposed as a pedophile/creep.

I mean, I was right about Redditor, ukrainian_chad and X Immigrant so it kinda makes sense.
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you accuse everyone of being pedophiles, for every time you've been right you've been wrong 20 times
 
Goldy said:
I called you a pedophile and it turns out that you are one, so yea, I'm right.
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The person who calls someone a pedophile is always a pedophile.... What does that say about you?
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SmallAnus said:
Season 1 started with the creation of the blog and the first antagonist, Konata. After his ban, there was a timeskip a couple of months later and most of the time in between was SNCA. Soygoy became notable and hosted a Terraria game. SoytanEnthusiast was the top poster. I hosted the Shlog Cup popularity contest and Baqqrih won. Spas deleted his account after his loss in the finals. He would later return but he would never be a primary character anymore. SoytanEnthusiast deleted his account in protest after his fellow Churro user, Lord Chudtemante was permanently banned. YuriGOD got banned. The season ends with princessparkles' ban which causes the true antagonist of the season, X Immigrant, to reveal himself. He took over the Shlog for a while until Broot went online and finally ended his reign of terror

Season 2 started out afterwards, Soygoy finally revealed his true colors and became the villain for two seasons, he got reaction bombed by me, Hagon, and Aedra, then got permanently banned for the first time and later appealed by Doll. Terrycrews joined and caused mayhem in the forums. The feud between me and Herb happened which ended with him quitting after the incident. Doll hosted the first Schunger Games. The Janny elections happened and everyone expected Imperator to win, but Steve barely won by a single vote because of Tiecord. Terrycrews ack'd after Imperator lost. The audience was shocked and some were vocally upset with the show. Terrycrews was the villain of the season but was eventually reduced to a lesser status after his first account ban

Season 3 started out afterwards with users like Fortuna and kingdavey joining. Soygoy made an extention that was supposed to make the Shlog better. He also created an army of furfags but was eventually banned for botting threads and reaction bombing Hagon. He claimed he has everyone's ip and cookies which then caused a mass panic and led to him being permanently banned from the Shlog forever. Fortuna also revealed he was Terrycrews all along and acked again, classical

Season 4 was a filler season, not much has happened. Doll wants a successor so he thought of making Baqqrih an admin. He made him a manager, which would eventually led to him becoming an admin. Baqqrih then pointed a new moderator. A new villain, Jimbo, was introduced. There was just constant fighting between Terry and Jimbo. Terrycrews came back then got permanently banned then appealed. The December Schunger games happened... Then Doll disappeared after finally deciding it's the right time to give Baqqrih admin. The season ended with a cliffhanger

This is now the fifth Season
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I have a plan for how I appear in the fifth season.

1. Be an annoying namefag that talks only about my personal SNCA
2. Start meaningless drama with random users for no reason
3. Shill some random troonslop
4. Start a secret discord server and recruit minors into it
5. Launch a raid with my trans 'cord xisters where we spam 'p and bibisi all over the shlog.

Thoughts?
 
Goldy said:
Make an running gag in the show about me secretly having a sixth sense where if I suspect someone is a pedophile then eventually will get exposed as a pedophile/creep.

I mean, I was right about Redditor, ukrainian_chad and X Immigrant so it kinda makes sense.
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albeit you think i’m a faggot even though i’m not so you don’t have a six sense
 
Canadian said:
I have a plan for how I appear in the fifth season.

1. Be an annoying namefag that talks only about my personal SNCA
2. Start meaningless drama with random users for no reason
3. Shill some random troonslop
4. Start a secret discord server and recruit children into it
5. Launch a raid with my trans 'cord xisters where we spam 'p and bibisi all over the shlog.

Thoughts?
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nvm @jimbo already stole my role
 
SmallAnus said:
Season 1 started with the creation of the blog and the first antagonist, Konata. After his ban, there was a timeskip a couple of months later and most of the time in between was SNCA. Soygoy became notable and hosted a Terraria game. SoytanEnthusiast was the top poster. I hosted the Shlog Cup popularity contest and Baqqrih won. Spas deleted his account after his loss in the finals. He would later return but he would never be a primary character anymore. SoytanEnthusiast deleted his account in protest after his fellow Churro user, Lord Chudtemante was permanently banned. YuriGOD got banned. The season ends with princessparkles' ban which causes the true antagonist of the season, X Immigrant, to reveal himself. He took over the Shlog for a while until Broot went online and finally ended his reign of terror

Season 2 started out afterwards, Soygoy finally revealed his true colors and became the villain for two seasons, he got reaction bombed by me, Hagon, and Aedra, then got permanently banned for the first time and later appealed by Doll. Terrycrews joined and caused mayhem in the forums. The feud between me and Herb happened which ended with him quitting after the incident. Doll hosted the first Schunger Games. The Janny elections happened and everyone expected Imperator to win, but Steve barely won by a single vote because of Tiecord. Terrycrews ack'd after Imperator lost. The audience was shocked and some were vocally upset with the show. Terrycrews was the villain of the season but was eventually reduced to a lesser status after his first account ban

Season 3 started out afterwards with users like Fortuna and kingdavey joining. Soygoy made an extention that was supposed to make the Shlog better. He also created an army of furfags but was eventually banned for botting threads and reaction bombing Hagon. He claimed he has everyone's ip and cookies which then caused a mass panic and led to him being permanently banned from the Shlog forever. Fortuna also revealed he was Terrycrews all along and acked again, classical

Season 4 was a filler season, not much has happened. Doll wants a successor so he thought of making Baqqrih an admin. He made him a manager, which would eventually led to him becoming an admin. Baqqrih then pointed a new moderator. A new villain, Jimbo, was introduced. There was just constant fighting between Terry and Jimbo. Terrycrews came back then got permanently banned then appealed. The December Schunger games happened... Then Doll disappeared after finally deciding it's the right time to give Baqqrih admin. The season ended with a cliffhanger

This is now the fifth Season
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where do i fit in all this and what will i be?
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