Serious I need to change my surname

[Thrembolone]

blud wants to attract more bewisi bvlls

 

[Victorio]

blud wants to attract more bewisi bvlls

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[SoytanEnthusiast]

My mom wants it to be English but anything generically European is okay, Janusz

Do Chaderton or Villiers

 

[Jimb0]

Thanks, Miroslav

not Miroslav nigga, it's Vsevolod

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

My birth surname is dogshit and nobody can pronounce it. It's also 11 letters, 4 sylables long and contains a phoneme which English speakers can't actually make. My family would also like to change it for the same reasons.
Any suggestions?

>I'm gonna disgrace my ancestors because I want my white overlords to be able to pronounce my name
Kek.

 

[Thrembolone]

>I'm gonna disgrace my ancestors because I want my white overlords to be able to pronounce my name
Kek.

 

[Victorio]

>I'm gonna disgrace my ancestors because I want my white overlords to be able to pronounce my name
Kek.

Well honestly I wanted to change my name to something else but still Iranian, I just think that my name is trash either way, however my parents want to separate from that identity, and I don't care enough to object. Who am I to care about disgracing "muh ancestors". My ancestors were Elamite mountain niggers, they won't mind.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Well honestly I wanted to change my name to something else but still Iranian, I just think that my name is trash either way, however my parents want to separate from that identity, and I don't care enough to object. Who am I to care about disgracing "muh ancestors". My ancestors were Elamite mountain niggers, they won't mind.

Biggest slvt for BWC

 

[Thrembolone]

Well honestly I wanted to change my name to something else but still Iranian, I just think that my name is trash either way, however my parents want to separate from that identity, and I don't care enough to object. Who am I to care about disgracing "muh ancestors". My ancestors were Elamite mountain niggers, they won't mind.

Queen of hearts above me

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Queen of hearts above me

Isn't the term for a male slut jack? Like jack of spades?

 

[Thrembolone]

Isn't the term for a male slut jack? Like jack of spades?

"Queen of Hearts" is a term coined in NSFW 18+ circles that refers to a woman who prefers to have sexual intercourse with White Men. This is often subtly advertised through tattoo's or other mediums with a heart or similar imagery. Popular examples of this subtle message would be a on a necklace/choker or a Heart tattoo with or without a Crown.

Amber: I heard Victorio only likes BWC.
Sammie: Yeah, she's a proper Queen of Hearts.

 

[Victorio]

Biggest slvt for BWC

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

"Queen of Hearts" is a term coined in NSFW 18+ circles that refers to a woman who prefers to have sexual intercourse with White Men. This is often subtly advertised through tattoo's or other mediums with a heart or similar imagery. Popular examples of this subtle message would be a on a necklace/choker or a Heart tattoo with or without a Crown.

Amber: I heard Victorio only likes BWC.
Sammie: Yeah, she's a proper Queen of Hearts.

That's the term for women. If you say a man is a slut for BWC/BBC you don't say he's a queen of spades/hearts you say he's a jack of spades/hearts

 

[AshkeNazi]

I need a surname albeit, Semyon

i suggest redshield

 

[Victorio]

i suggest redshield

Where did you come up with that, Ivan?

 

[1844 or Something]

My birth surname is dogshit and nobody can pronounce it. It's also 11 letters, 4 sylables long and contains a phoneme which English speakers can't actually make. My family would also like to change it for the same reasons.
Any suggestions?

Something kike-sounding will probably be best
@MoonMetropolis thoughts?

 

[AshkeNazi]

Where did you come up with that, Ivan?

your mom suggested it mykyta

 

[MoonMetropolis]

Something kike-sounding will probably be best
@MoonMetropolis thoughts?

Platinumsteinowitzmanbaumberg.

 

[Victorio]

Platinumsteinowitzmanbaumberg.

Shlomoid ahh name

 

[centurywalker]

Sulesna