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Very serious in need of a girlfriend with boobs and a vagina. (NO TROLLS)

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kale_the_great_warrior

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the title says it all..
I seek someone with soft feet and a shy, quiet demeanor.
Steve Naghavi is not optional. If you don’t know him, start listening. Now.

Preferences:
Height: 5’2 or 5’7 — no in-between.
Hair: dark brown

As for me?
I’m a simple man.
I spend my spare time watching cat videos(as previously mentioned in my bio) talking to my fellow warriors, and enduring attacks from enemies unworthy of naming.
I am not picky—just precise.
Make haste, I'm a very busy guy!
 
Ain't no way out of ALL PLACES ON THE INTERNET you posted it on le incomprehensible soyboy woahjack forum.
 
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>in need of a girlfriend with boobs and a vagina. (NO TROLLS)
>the title says it all..
I seek someone with soft feet and a shy, quiet demeanor.
Steve Naghavi is not optional. If you don’t know him, start listening. Now.

Preferences:
Height: 5’2 or 5’7 — no in-between.
Hair: dark brown

As for me?
I’m a simple man.
I spend my spare time watching cat videos(as previously mentioned in my bio) talking to my fellow warriors, and enduring attacks from enemies unworthy of naming.
I am not picky—just precise.
Make haste, I'm a very busy guy!
 
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