Sharty How would you revive the sharty?

[Sneeder]

The gem that will save the 'arty or something

 

[Hoot]

I would sell all user data to CIA and other high paying organizations, fill the screen with ads, randomly ban people for no reason

 

[Fake20Dollarbill]

I would sell all user data to CIA and other high paying organizations, fill the screen with ads, randomly ban people for no reason

Froot already does this doe

 

[istanbul]

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[Jimb0]

We need another gem of cobsonian scale...

 

[Hans Shekelstein]

Make this an emoji + Fandom levels of ads

 

[Hans Shekelstein]

Also make it a Euro-only site

 

[dataminedandproud]

Ban furniggers. Ban FPEniggers. Ban /qa/niggers.

 

[Redditor]

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Tsmt https://soyjak.blog/index.php?threads/sharty-jannies-are-stinky-leaky-poopoos-lets-fix-that.8365/

 

[1844 or Something]

The gem that will save the 'arty

Y'all aren't ready to here that the actual 'arty 'aver will be a chunk of brimstone so foul that it brings everyone together and inspires a renaissance.

 

[NT]

"how do you revive the sharty" same mindset

 

[1844 or Something]

Limit all boards to 30 ppd
Hide all boards from topbar
Replace topbar with a link to the shlog
All new shlog users are shadow-muted until DOLL decides if they can behave

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Remove every board except for /fpe/ and add /skibidi/

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Remove every board except for /fpe/ and add /skibidi/

But since this is too ambitious, i'd rather make an adventure thread.

 

[Stephen]

How can I revive a nigger that's already alive?

 

[Sneeder]

Here's an idea, try to make as much new jaks as possible and see if something sticks to become the gem that saved the party

 

[Stephen]

Jak AI bot on the pinned post of /soy/ to generate as many jaks as possible

 

[Sneeder]

Here's another idea: delete every board except /qa/ and /a/ and bribe null into deleting the darksydephil subforum on the farms to revive /dsp/.

 

[Redditor]

Here's an idea, try to make as much new jaks as possible and see if something sticks to become the gem that saved the party

I think I have an idea for a new soyjak. Give him huge glasses, an upgrade from the typical soy glasses. I'd give him a lot of hair instead of being bald. Maybe I should call it Lenon.

 

[KingCargo]

Delete all boards except /soy/ /jak/ /g/ and /mtv/.