How to make my skin lighter?

[Thebes]

Are there any (pretty much) safe methods to lighten my skin and make it whiter?

 

[Chesnaught]

Don't go out in the sun for more than a few minutes at a time, wear SPF 50 or above indoors, drink a lot of water, and do Aryan things like ranting about the juice online.

 

[Soyniqua]

Have you tried playing Friday Night Funkin'? Everyone who plays it is a gigawhite Aryan from Hyperborea. If you weren't white before, just play FNF every day and you'll be Aryan in no time.

You'll be a fnf pedo in seconds

 

[Terrorbyte]

don't go outside