• Happy pride month, xisters of the schlog!

Meta How do we get more women to join the schlog?

Step 1: Go outside. Ensure you're dressed classily in a Minecraft T-shirt, a cowboy hat, rain boots, and boxers.

Step 2: Go to any public place, preferably a storefront selling beauty-related items (e.g lipstick), or a clothing store with advertising targetting females.

Step 3: Approach the female specimen of your choice and ask them politely yet sternly (you may recite this as many times as you want before doing the deed): "Hello, madame! Would you like to join the famous website soyjak dot blog? It's a shining gemerald among the ocean of niggercoal on the web!"

Step 4: Surely, the female will be absolutely mindblown by the etiquette displayed, combined with your classy choice of fashion and will opt to join the Schlog instead of turn down such a polite request from a manly specimen.
There you have it!
 
>jews took this away from me o algo

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Nigga wtf?
 
I could try to get my pooner friends on here but I doubt you guys would want that.
Also, my female friends in real life don’t like the snarky snappy because of some kind of incel stuff idk.
 
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