How do i stop masturbating?

[Jakomir]

I wanted to stop masturbating for at least five days and maybe stop for a longer amount... but today i ended up furiously masturbating to some kinky weird ass shit.
How do i stop? Whenever i want to masturbate i lose all ability to think logically; therefore i am unable to reason with myself.
This is fucking stupid... why did the Rothschilds do this to me?

 

[Stephen]

Steve please ban Jakomir if he ever masturbates again

 

[soylentbottle70]

I wanted to stop masturbating for at least five days and maybe stop for a longer amount... but today i ended up furiously masturbating to some kinky weird ass shit.
How do i stop? Whenever i want to masturbate i lose all ability to think logically; therefore i am unable to reason with myself.
This is fucking stupid... why did the Rothschilds do this to me?

Forgot neutralplier award.

 

[MeursaultLE]

femjanny lost kys

even doe she won.

 

[MeursaultLE]

What’s wrong with porn
What’s the point of gooning without porn, that’s just cucking yourself

so wise...
is he right?

 

[condolana]

so wise...
is he right?
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You should be asking the question in the OP.

 

[DarkWaffle]

I wanted to stop masturbating for at least five days and maybe stop for a longer amount... but today i ended up furiously masturbating to some kinky weird ass shit.
How do i stop? Whenever i want to masturbate i lose all ability to think logically; therefore i am unable to reason with myself.
This is fucking stupid... why did the Rothschilds do this to me?

same but the japanese chinks with their hentai did this to me.

 

[MoonMetropolis]

I want to bang the Kiwifarms Slobbermutt so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore.

Every time I go to Kiwifarms I get drenched. I've seen literally every MATI there is online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Null. I'm sick of ovulating every month and knowing that those eggs were meant to be fertilized by Null's boysauce. I want to have his mutant italian/white babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me posting on the Kiwifarms. I was just posting cringe AI art I made of Null. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my laptop. I might not ever get to hear Joshcore again.

 

[MeursaultLE]

I want to bang the Kiwifarms Slobbermutt so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore.

Every time I go to Kiwifarms I get drenched. I've seen literally every MATI there is online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Null. I'm sick of ovulating every month and knowing that those eggs were meant to be fertilized by Null's boysauce. I want to have his mutant italian/white wizards.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me posting on the Kiwifarms. I was just posting cringe AI art I made of Null. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my laptop. I might not ever get to hear Joshcore again.

where do you find these shitty copypastas?
also stop necrobumping bro that's my job

 

[Twostripe]

I wanted to stop masturbating for at least five days and maybe stop for a longer amount... but today i ended up furiously masturbating to some kinky weird ass shit.
How do i stop? Whenever i want to masturbate i lose all ability to think logically; therefore i am unable to reason with myself.
This is fucking stupid... why did the Rothschilds do this to me?

Get a job, you don't think about jerking off when you have something to do

 

[1844 or Something]

Force yourself to run 5 miles every time you get the urge, you won't want to crank the hog after that

Literally this. I had a home-gym thing and when I finally realized i had to stop, I'd use that "motivation" to lift.
Not only did I not feel that after, it made me lift longer than I would even with music and pre-workout.
Also, it helped me realize that wanting to "do that" is no different from being angry or sad: you either give in, or you let it push you to do better