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[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

treating the bald men with glasses website too seriously award
youre right doe nusois need to create new oc, i should probably try getting back to doing that raisin too, currently working in some reinessance painting or whatever those are called

What was the last popular variant to be created? I remember Flartson, Catjak, and Lennonjak, but I think all of those were nearly a year ago, if not a year ago entirely.

 

[Catter]

What was the last popular variant to be created? I remember Flartson, Catjak, and Lennonjak, but I think all of those were nearly a year ago, if not a year ago entirely.

meximutt I guess?

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

I keep forgetting root ever existed

I keep forgetting he has an account on here that's been left dormant longer than he's used it for.

 

[General Niggnin]

Blame Root for this. There was always NAS but he basically forced NAS on /soy/

I remember hearing this a while ago but it makes a lot of sense it was basically
>root is a sharty admin that doesn’t really like soyjaks
And it makes a lot of sense he should’ve been a admin for the zarty

 

[GauntletThrown]

$20 raised over approx 9 hours
at this rate it'll be funded in ~17 days

 

[basil]

does @Konata still have those 3000 dollars?

 

[Catter]

does @Konata still have those 3000 dollars?

didn't konata want to buy this site I remember seeing a thread about that

 

[General Niggnin]

He specifically told jannies to allow NAS on /soy/ while adding thread limits and unslideable threads to /qa/. /qa/fags could cattywipe /soy/ and there was nothing that could've been done

I think allowing the wiping of /soy/ forever destroyed /soy/. People no longer care about making good threads or anything that lasts long because it gets wiped in only a couple hours. I remember a trxthnuke smart post about consumerism lasting for an entire month but that would never happen anymore because of the amount of threads allowed and the constant wiping

 

[DOLL]

Ev&oe treating websites seriously is why we're in this mess kek

I made a whole variant that looks okay and wouldn't look out of place with the other variants and nobody cared. The only thing people cared about at the time was King Caesar FPE and people were taking it seriously. Soyteens always loved drama from the very beginning. Ironic my first post on this website is saying this post will start having namefag drama and it turned out to be true

I made a variant 2 years ago that is still used today albeit infrequently but I never wanted to take credit for it.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

I made a variant 2 years ago that is still used today albeit infrequently but I never wanted to take credit for it.

Was it pink?

 

[Suznetsov]

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Soyjak Blog - currently located at blog.soyjak.st - is for sale as of April 4, 2025. To prevent the site from being purchased by someone like Kuz or Ryékrispie, this fundraiser is to help me - MoonMetropolis - purchase the site. Froot won't settle for anything less than 1K for the site, and an offer of 2.5K has already been made.

As the owner of the Schlog, I will un-rulescuck the site, unbanning most of the users currently banned. Only bona fide pedophiles and foodists will remain banned, and I have a proven record of shutting down pedophiles and foodists. The no-socks rule will be abolished entirely, as will virtually all other rules besides "no pedophiles", "no foodists", and "nothing illegal". My admin team will consist only of highly qualified people who can actually run a site and won't simply ban anyone who offends them.

Help me purchase the Schlog and usher in a glorious new era of Schloggery.

whos Ryékrispie

 

[Catter]

whos Ryékrispie

Kuwaiti faggot

 

[alonso]

whos Ryékrispie

A faggot attentionwhore ( I don't know who that is)

 

[General Niggnin]

I made a variant 2 years ago that is still used today albeit infrequently but I never wanted to take credit for it.

ok bro how about you respond to the criticism of you instead of trying to get more attention

 

[DOLL]

Was it pink?

It was brown or whatever

 

[General Niggnin]

Threads on /soy/ always got slide. It's the /qa/ or NAS supremacy that essentially killed the IAS sovl of the Sharty. People moved to Slopjaks, Suno AI songs, or shit about namefags

I remember talking to a rando on CSS who said the Sharty was full of Zellig ev&oe that was last year. Root won and there is nothing we soikeks can do about it

Overthrow the Froot regime

 

[DOLL]

ok bro how about you respond to the criticism of you instead of trying to get more attention
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Which ones little dude

 

[Chesnaught]

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[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

These two should, like, purchase the Schlong, or whatever

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Speaking of variants. I didn't make this one but I did name him when I got dubs. What is his name to (You)?
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