Help MoonMetropolis Save Soyjak Blog

[MoonMetropolis]

Donate to Help MoonMetropolis Save Soyjak Blog, organized by Joshua Goldberg

Soyjak Blog - currently located at blog.soyjak.st - is for sale as of April 4, 20… Joshua Goldberg needs your support for Help MoonMetropolis Save Soyjak Blog

www.gofundme.com

Soyjak Blog - currently located at blog.soyjak.st - is for sale as of April 4, 2025. To prevent the site from being purchased by someone like Kuz or Ryékrispie, this fundraiser is to help me - MoonMetropolis - purchase the site. Froot won't settle for anything less than 1K for the site, and an offer of 2.5K has already been made.

As the owner of the Schlog, I will un-rulescuck the site, unbanning most of the users currently banned. Only bona fide pedophiles and foodists will remain banned, and I have a proven record of shutting down pedophiles and foodists. The no-socks rule will be abolished entirely, as will virtually all other rules besides "no pedophiles", "no foodists", and "nothing illegal". My admin team will consist only of highly qualified people who can actually run a site and won't simply ban anyone who offends them.

Help me purchase the Schlog and usher in a glorious new era of Schloggery.

 

[MagmaMan]

Donate to Help MoonMetropolis Save Soyjak Blog, organized by Joshua Goldberg

Soyjak Blog - currently located at blog.soyjak.st - is for sale as of April 4, 20… Joshua Goldberg needs your support for Help MoonMetropolis Save Soyjak Blog

www.gofundme.com

Soyjak Blog - currently located at blog.soyjak.st - is for sale as of April 4, 2025. To prevent the site from being purchased by someone like Kuz or Ryékrispie, this fundraiser is to help me - MoonMetropolis - purchase the site. Froot won't settle for anything less than 1K for the site, and an offer of 2.5K has already been made.

As the owner of the Schlog, I will un-rulescuck the site, unbanning most of the users currently banned. Only bona fide pedophiles and foodists will remain banned, and I have a proven record of shutting down pedophiles and foodists. The no-socks rule will be abolished entirely, as will virtually all other rules besides "no pedophiles", "no foodists", and "nothing illegal". My admin team will consist only of highly qualified people who can actually run a site and won't simply ban anyone who offends them.

Help me purchase the Schlog and usher in a glorious new era of Schloggery.

Bump!

 

[Goot]

Bump!

>activated sleeper agent

 

[265121297]

I’ve always assumed that you‘re a crypto millionaire since you were a schizo nerd who went to prison in the mid 2010s. Sad to hear that you didn’t have any crypto to sell at a massive profit after being forced to hold it for 10 years.

 

[MagmaMan]

>activated sleeper agent

Yes. I came here from /soy/. I haven't used this site much. But I did enjoy it.

 

[KingCargo]

Nah.

 

[MoonMetropolis]

@Steve geg reacted this thread because he knows that, under my administration, he'd be out of a job and wouldn't receive his monthly paycheck of $0.00 anymore.

 

[Steve]

@Steve geg reacted this thread because he knows that, under my administration, he'd be out of a job and wouldn't receive his monthly paycheck of $0.00 anymore.

It was funny lol, ily Joshua

 

[istanbul]

Not providing my moral support for this cause until you promise to ban underaged users

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

Not providing my moral support for this cause until you promise to ban underaged users

but then u wouldn't have anyone to groom..

 

[bowl]

Shalom.

 

[qaqorsomething]

do we get a complimentary bbc for doing so?

 

[istanbul]

but then u wouldn't have anyone to groom..

Something bothering you?

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

Something bothering you?

u type like basil..

 

[istanbul]

u type like basil..

Do I? I don't make an attempt to type in a consistent style

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

Do I?

yes

I don't make an attempt to type in a consistent style

it's similar doe

 

[istanbul]

yes

it's similar doe

well, that's, like, your opinion, man

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

well, that's, like, your opinion, man

naur..

issa fact

 

[basil]

i’ll give you 50 dollars no lie mr moon

 

[fdj]

I hope to God this succeeds I think you're the most qualified candidate