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Currently eating cup noodles because I did not have time to cook (quite rare) and since it's Lent I can't go to the hecking kebab or pizza to buy myself something actually decent, therefore I'm stuck with chinkslop which at least is affordable.
Being a mediterraryan, I like spicy stuff. However, probably because of the e621 additive (Monosodium Glutamate) that the chinks put everywhere, and the dopamine released by the pain caused by spicy stuff, the spicy powder of cup noodles give me a drunken like effect, I feel dizzy, my vision gets blurry, I feel a bit unstable and my pupils fucking dilate.
Are they putting coke in this shit or is this normal ?
Please help, your ex-president.
Pic related because I self insert as a soy boy woah jack and I look like this rn
