Sharty Fictional Characters That Would Be Soyteens?

[Soyteen Liker]

The only one that comes to the top of my head is Jax from The Amazing Digital Circus.

 

[Soyberrygel]

Spongebob

 

[ribbon]

Dan from Dan Vs. (Dan Vs. the 'cord when?)
Grandpa Joe (Posts exclusively on /nate/)
Makka Pakka
Marge Simpson (Gets extremely confused whenever people say "Marge", just thinks soyjaks are neat.)
I had an extremely schizophrenic, 50+ character list, but I don't want to start anything.

I think marge is like the oldest active oldfag and knows everything about soy culture and shes the one who always answers when people say marge because she likes guiding soibabas

 

[Steve]

Dan from Dan Vs.

 

[bowl]

lammy or kaguya

 

[PepsiMan]

Toshikazu Hazamada from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure.
Besides has anybody actually meet a fellow Soyteen IRL?

Aside from converting people I know, never

 

[PepsiMan]

I JUST realized Caliborn from Homestuck would be a better fit.
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He already made caricatures of the characters to mock them, it wouldn't be too far off from us 'jakking people. Also he's kinda chuddy, he's a disenfranchised isolated young man who blames the people and society around him for his problems.

Then he becomes Lord English and self inserts as Gigachad

 

[alonso]

Henchman 21 from The Venture bros. before henchman 24 died

 

[dino]

bbc

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

bbc

Aryan Alarm!

 

[SINO_II]

Shinji Ikari would use the schlog and complain about his SNCA issues o algo

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Bump

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Younger Philip J. Fry when he was competitive with his brother.
Bart Simpson
Dwight Schrute
Hot Dog Water from Mystery Incorporated (literally just Soyteen Liker)
Cosmo Kramer would be friends with nagolbud
Buford Van Stomm
Smallville Lex Luthor
Ezekiel from Total Drama Island

 

[GauntletThrown]

i think <insert character from some unreleased game i'm planning on making that has barely anything to do with the soysphere> would likely be a soyteen because i said so, okay?

 

[greg]

After Twilight comes back to Equestria with some knowledge/blueprints on how technology stuff works, computers, phones, technology as we know it would be available to Equestria, Pinkie Pie would see that the domain name for the sharty is .party and would assume it's a party on the website and would become a soyteen, for what she would post, I think she would make funny posts and overall not take the site as seriously as others would.

 

[MagmaMan]

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After Twilight comes back to Equestria with some knowledge/blueprints on how technology stuff works, computers, phones, technology as we know it would be available to Equestria, Pinkie Pie would see that the domain name for the sharty is .party and would assume it's a party on the website and would become a soyteen, for what she would post, I think she would make funny posts and overall not take the site as seriously as others would.

I LOVE THIS! I would love to introduce my friends to ponies.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

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After Twilight comes back to Equestria with some knowledge/blueprints on how technology stuff works, computers, phones, technology as we know it would be available to Equestria, Pinkie Pie would see that the domain name for the sharty is .party and would assume it's a party on the website and would become a soyteen, for what she would post, I think she would make funny posts and overall not take the site as seriously as others would.

I can imagine a similar thing happening with this guy.

 

[greg]

I LOVE THIS! I would love to introduce my friends to ponies.

It would be pretty keyed to see ponies on the sharty

 

[GauntletThrown]

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After Twilight comes back to Equestria with some knowledge/blueprints on how technology stuff works, computers, phones, technology as we know it would be available to Equestria, Pinkie Pie would see that the domain name for the sharty is .party and would assume it's a party on the website and would become a soyteen, for what she would post, I think she would make funny posts and overall not take the site as seriously as others would.

SAW OFF YOUR NECK AND DIE

 

[greg]

SAW OFF YOUR NECK AND DIE

 

[GauntletThrown]

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EAT OUT AN ACTIVE WOODCHIPPER YOU FUCKING VERMIN