Sharty Fictional Characters That Would Be Soyteens?

[Soyteen Liker]

The only one that comes to the top of my head is Jax from The Amazing Digital Circus.

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

astolfo since nusoidoodooshitfarts already aspire to be xim
greg heffley tbh

Fregley too, but he'd be one of those people who exclusively uses /qa/

 

[baqqrih]

Fregley too, but he'd be one of those people who exclusively uses /qa/

Rodrick is a frogposter

 

[AshkeNazi]

Fregley too, but he'd be one of those people who exclusively uses /qa/

fregley would goon to 'cado
and rowley would post incomprehensible woahjacks on [s4s]

 

[Fagon]

not exactly a soyteen, but Rorschach is a chud in every sense of the word, so I don't think he's too far off.

 

[centurywalker]

What about agent 47? Even though he’s a silent assassin who looks good,he is a kissless virgin…

 

[Chesnaught]

Dan from Dan Vs. (Dan Vs. the 'cord when?)
Grandpa Joe (Posts exclusively on /nate/)
Makka Pakka
Marge Simpson (Gets extremely confused whenever people say "Marge", just thinks soyjaks are neat.)
I had an extremely schizophrenic, 50+ character list, but I don't want to start anything.

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[Chimperator]

We asked a fictional character not a selfie.

 

[greg]

AJ would probably be a 'teen

 

[NiggerRigger]

Me.

 

[Alextremo2TheMax]

AJ would probably be a 'teen

most well-coordinated shitpranos shot

 

[JoelWarlock]

Fregley too, but he'd be one of those people who exclusively uses /qa/

Rodrick would be a /pol/ user

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Zip would be a jakking artist and /qa/ artfag
Edward would make custom CSS for the 'partie

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Pizza Steve would post gems
Banana Joe would force an odd meme for a while and then get force a different meme (have fun and don't give a fuck)
Chick Hicks would exploit the stupidity of soyteens and bait them

 

[NiggerRigger]

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Pizza Steve would post gems
Banana Joe would force an odd meme for a while and then get force a different meme (have fun and don't give a fuck)
Chick Hicks would exploit the stupidity of soyteens and bait them

And I wouldn't watch cartoons. I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER. 00000000000000

 

[AngloWizard]

Trixie would probably be a 'teen and she would make soy edits of Twilight before being reformed but then after that she would make wholesome jak edits with Starlight

 

[Sneedson]

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Trixie would probably be a 'teen and she would make soy edits of Twilight before being reformed but then after that she would make wholesome jak edits with Starlight

OH, I FUCKING UNDERSTAND. I FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU WANT TO ELIMINATE THE WORLD OF ANY ANTI-BRONIES, OR ANYONE WHO SHOWS ANY REMOTE DISINTEREST IN THE SHOW SO YOU CAN SHAME THEM UNTIL THEY BECOME FANS OR THEY START SPAMMING MLP EVERYWHERE LIKE YOU DO. IT'S AN INSIDIOUS FUCKING AGENDA THAT'LL LEAVE YOU AS A COLD DEAD PIECE OF MEAT

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

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Trixie would probably be a 'teen and she would make soy edits of Twilight before being reformed but then after that she would make wholesome jak edits with Starlight

We are NOT getting the moral high ground with this one 🗣🗣

 

[Fake20Dollarbill]

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She would doxx troons or something yeah

 

[Stephen]

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She would doxx troons or something yeah

Never played this game but she looks like she would defend troons online while never actually meeting any

 

[Fake20Dollarbill]

Never played this game but she looks like she would defend troons online while never actually meeting any

Take your lexapro chud