Describe Shloggers in the "x is like y but more/less [trait]" format

[Soyteen Liker]

@Soyteen Liker Are you okay with the thread being derailed

Yes I'm fine geg, I even considered asking basil to derail one for the lulz

You're like Soyteen Liker but male

And I have a question for you, the fuck is this supposed to mean?

 

[zhongguo11]

恶 人 设 谋 害 义 人 ， 又 向 他 咬 牙 。
主 要 笑 他 ， 因 见 他 受 罚 的 日 子 将 要 来 到 。

 

[istanbul]

God could give your mom cancer and christcucks would say this is deserved because his great great great grandparents ate an apple. God could make them born with horrible disabilites and ditto.

God made it so that you could tickle your prostate by inserting things into your ass, but then he gets mad when people figure this out. Maybe blud should've put the damn thing somewhere else.

 

[ILoveCoals]

I HATE fun

 

[DonutHole]

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Yes I'm fine geg, I even considered asking basil to derail one for the lulz

And I have a question for you, the fuck is this supposed to mean?

As in youre AWESOMESAUCE!

 

[Chimperator]

>Actually, I do shower.
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Evendoe I just finished taking one. BTW my gf and I are in a polyamorous relationship.

 

[Oot]

And I have a question for you, the fuck is this supposed to mean?

You're both gays with weird pasts, that's why I said that

 

[DonutHole]

恶 人 设 谋 害 义 人 ， 又 向 他 咬 牙 。
主 要 笑 他 ， 因 见 他 受 罚 的 日 子 将 要 来 到 。

粉碎资产阶级反革命！摧毁右派！

 

[Fagon]

This thread is like one of gemeralds but way gayer

 

[Soygoy]

senshuo tung shi inchiy ouch coom she

 

[Chimperator]

I finally understand why Spas left
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Why?

 

[basil]

It's quite amusing, really. I'm 5'11.
I also have this, just in case.

Spoiler: get fucked

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i bet my bottom dollar you haven’t fired that thing in your entire miserable life.

 

[zhongguo11]

粉碎资产阶级反革命！摧毁右派！

去死

 

[istanbul]

I finally understand why Spas left
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he left because he's overdramatic lol

 

[Oot]

This thread is like one of gemeralds but way gayer

gayerald

 

[Soygoy]

soygoy is like soygoy but i really want friends :(

 

[Chimperator]

because everyone in the shlog is a fag

I'm straight doe.

 

[istanbul]

because everyone in the shlog is a fag

false react if you're a faggot

except me

 

[DonutHole]

去死

坚持马克思、列宁、斯大林、毛的红线！

 

[X Immigrant]

But we're just JOKING!

I'm not trying to GROOM impressionable teenagers on here by openly being gay under an ironic ruse, lmao. Who would do that?