Describe Shloggers in the "x is like y but more/less [trait]" format

[DonutHole]

Why are you talking about my boyfriend like this?
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You masturbate to cartoons. We are not the same.

 

[NT]

Get the fuck away from my husband. I'll rip your little aztecsissy head off. Remember the Tlaxcaltec domination of Tenochtitlan? I'll recreate it in 2024.

Did I ever mention to you how I'm at least a quarter Ashkenazi on my mom's side?

 

[Fagon]

Why are all of the gayest users really short?

 

[dataminedandproud]

i wanna dominate @WNT in bed

basil virus... now you're the one making homosexual comments

 

[istanbul]

Schlog is kiwifarms but more self aware and retarded.

are we talking about the same schlog? as in, soyjak.blog?

 

[Oot]

Why are all of the gayest users really short?

Can't you answer this one?

 

[Brainstorm]

are we talking about the same schlog? as in, soyjak.blog?

Both are gossip websites

 

[Fagon]

Can't you answer this one?

no

 

[NT]

Why are all of the gayest users really short?

It's quite amusing, really. I'm 5'11.
I also have this, just in case.

Spoiler: get fucked

 

[X Immigrant]

Can't you answer this one?

I'm the most genderfluid, valid, affirming, pinkpilling gay man on the 'blog and I'm tall though.

 

[X Immigrant]

It's quite amusing, really. I'm 5'11.
I also have this, just in case.

Spoiler: get fucked

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r/femboyswithguns

 

[Oot]

I'm the most genderfluid, valid, affirming, pinkpilling gay man on the 'blog and I'm tall though.

That question wasn't for you, xis... stay valid tho

 

[DonutHole]

Did I ever mention to you how I'm at least a quarter Ashkenazi on my mom's side?

Interesting.

 

[dataminedandproud]

It's quite amusing, really. I'm 5'11.
I also have this, just in case.

Spoiler: get fucked

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5'11? something something somethingpill

 

[ILoveCoals]

Can't you answer this one?

We faggots are 5'11 lol

 

[X Immigrant]

Also if you are actually 125 lbs at 5'11 go to the psych ward and admit yourself for anorexia.

Or don't because you're lying about one or the other fag.

 

[zhongguo11]

Christcucked traitor. CCP enforcers are en route to your hive to sodomize you with a broom.

my moral come before china i cannot support homosexual because they are immoral and hate god
不 可 与 男 人 苟 合 ， 像 与 女 人 一 样 ， 这 本 是 可 憎 恶 的 。
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
利未记 Leviticus 18:22

 

[Fagon]

Or don't because you're lying about one or the other fag.

lol that's not even a low bmi at all for anorexics

 

[X Immigrant]

lol that's not even a low bmi at all for anorexics

Literally 35 lbs. underweight at THE MINIMUM for his height

Lying fag, or anorexic fag.

 

[Fagon]

Literally 35 lbs. underweight at THE MINIMUM for his height
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Lying fag, or anorexic fag.

oh I thought you were saying he was lying either way because that was way too low to be real. Which would be stupid to say because like every female anorexic gets by on some stupid shit like 3 grapes a day.