Describe Shloggers in the "x is like y but more/less [trait]" format

[X Immigrant]

There's a limit to this jarty RP, sometimes I think you are not role playing

You too Muhammad, I like cracking cute self-hating religious eggs.

 

[Fagon]

I don't believe you since you said you were fat and didn't shower.

I also shower doe

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

i wanna dominate @WNT in bed

 

[ILoveCoals]

>I have never done sodomy and I never will
<HAHA BLUD GONNA BECOME A GAY PORNSTAR
Kill yourself.

Obsessed with a mi

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

I'm 61 kilograms. How many lbs is that?

 

[Fagon]

I'm 61 kilograms. How many lbs is that?

135

 

[Oot]

Crazy how quickly a thread can devolve into gays sharing their fantasies

 

[NT]

Blud is gonna start a femboy OF

I'm not.
This may come off as delusional or retarded to you, but the truth is that I simply want a partner as damaged and vulnerable as me. I spent some time thinking about it and after processing all of my experiences I don't believe this is possible with someone who has XX chromosomes.
That's what I've twisted myself into believing.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Aryan is like nigger but less lengthy

 

[X Immigrant]

I also shower doe

Crazy how quickly a thread can devolve into gays sharing their fantasies
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You're going to be harder to crack than I thought. I'm going to have to start a DM with you.

 

[NT]

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You're going to be harder to crack than I thought. I'm going to have to start a DM with you.

Now I can see why you were fired.

 

[Fagon]

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You're going to be harder to crack than I thought. I'm going to have to start a DM with you.

Xir if I could stop being an incel by eating less and taking showers do u think I would be a chudcel still

 

[Stephen]

Soyteen Liker is like Fem but more of a valid male

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Xir if I could stop being an incel by eating less and taking showers do u think I would be a chudcel still

Nigga you're slim, why eating less?

 

[X Immigrant]

Now I can see why you were fired.

You probably fit into my suitcase midget fag.

Xir if I could stop being an incel by eating less and taking showers do u think I would be a chudcel still

Your negative canthal tilt is a drawback but I think your facial structure is good. As long as you don't have a kike nose you could be a chadlite.

 

[Fagon]

Nigga you're slim, why eating less?

no I'm saying if i was an incel because I was "fat and don't shower" then I could fix those very easily

Your negative canthal tilt is a drawback but I think your facial structure is good

Marge I haven't posted my face

 

[X Immigrant]

Well based on the picture centered on your eye, I guessed that you have well developed cheekbones and midface.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

no I'm saying if i was an incel because I was "fat and don't shower" then I could fix those very easily

Makes sense. Then why are you an incel? Is it because you're slim and shower?

 

[X Immigrant]

I prefer him when he isn't a janny. He's way more funnier. Probably because he doesn't have any responsibility and you have to be heckin' serious as a janny

Oh and btw near the end I was thinking of creating an alt where I could let loose. Since then I've learned you don't necessarily have to seriousfag to be a fagmin.

 

[Chvd33p]

adfe is like B_B_GHAST but better at literally everything, more fun and is not a disgraceful 'cordgooner in denial