Chud confession thread

[ArmaLite]

I'm starting to think my dick will never grow past 2 inches. With a bald head and a small dick, I'll never be like Johnny Sins. Bad bitches confuse me for a newborn baby, but they still won't let me suck on their titties. Might just have to end up starting a podcast or something.

 

[xyz]

I threw a pregnant mother into a volcano because she said my bad hygiene isn't "aryan and sigma"

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Cut your pp and claim you are a womyn now

 

[Chvd33p]

I don't know what to do with life, where to work, where to live, or if I even want to live or die. I feel like I should be doing something of value, but I don't know what. I don't have major aspirations in life, perhaps I should have keep studying digital animation after that fiasco of 2018... I regret shit

 

[Kernüng (pedophile)]

On my first day of 9th grade I opened my backpack, pulled out a notebook, and saw dead maggots on it (threw it away right after)
went home, emptied my backpack on the floor, and saw that there was rotting food inside alongside maggots
Food flies cant be tiny enough to fit through zippers, cuz my backpack was closed

 

[Kernüng (pedophile)]

One time I left a banana peel on my desk, a day later I was sitting on my desk using my laptop and saw maggots crawling on the banana peel
They got quite far on my table, getting on my red screwdriver box, drawing tablet pen, etc.

One of the few things they didnt crawl on was ironically the Super Meat Boy Ultra Edition CD Case
From all the things they didnt crawl on, the one thing that literally (not literally) had maggots in it didnt have maggots crawling on it
The 5th boss in Super Meat Boy are 3 giant maggot brothers both named Larry btw

 

[X Immigrant]

On my first day of 9th grade I opened my backpack, pulled out a notebook, and saw dead maggots on it (threw it away right after)
went home, emptied my backpack on the floor, and saw that there was rotting food inside alongside maggots
Food flies cant be tiny enough to fit through zippers, cuz my backpack was closed

One time I left a banana peel on my desk, a day later I was sitting on my desk using my laptop and saw maggots crawling on the banana peel
They got quite far on my table, getting on my red screwdriver box, drawing tablet pen, etc.

One of the few things they didnt crawl on was ironically the Super Meat Boy Ultra Edition CD Case
From all the things they didnt crawl on, the one thing that literally (not literally) had maggots in it didnt have maggots crawling on it
The 5th boss in Super Meat Boy are 3 giant maggot brothers both named Larry btw

You've had trouble remembering to throw trash away. Have you gotten rid of this bad habit yet?

 

[Kernüng (pedophile)]

You've had trouble remembering to throw trash away. Have you gotten rid of this bad habit yet?

No I was just lazy with that banana peel on desk incident
the backpack one I think I did forget although that was like after summer holidays, and also my backpack was closed

 

[Chimperator]

I lost my gf because I was too busy doing it for free and epicly owning mudslims on incomprehensible woahjack website. Also because I accidently ghosted her for 2 weeks and completely forgetting the cinema.

 

[1844 or Something]

I got institutionalized for a week because my mom thought i was trying to kill myself (i wasn't). This was like a month before i turned 18
I also painted my nails for a couple months and I've dyed my hair before (unrelated)

 

[Brainstorm]

I might have written a few things on /scaly/

 

[Soyteen Liker]

I got institutionalized for a week because my mom thought i was trying to kill myself (i wasn't). This was like a month before i turned 18
I also painted my nails for a couple months and I've dyed my hair before (unrelated)

What color did you dye your hair? And nails?

 

[1844 or Something]

What color did you dye your hair? And nails?

Red hair, black nails. I thought i was edgy but every picture I've seen from back then i look like a troon
<reddit space
Found an old pic

 

[1844 or Something]

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I might have written a few things on /scaly/

Nooooooooooooooooooo waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

When nobody's home I do talk to myself sometimes as a way to prevent total silence. It's basically an enhanced internal monologue, and I will admit that I do some rather peculiar things with it (referring to myself as "we" and having borderline conversations on bad days). That being said I know what I'm doing, it's just a childhood coping mechanism that transferred over.

 

[Steve]

When nobody's home I do talk to myself sometimes as a way to prevent total silence. It's basically an enhanced internal monologue, and I will admit that I do some rather peculiar things with it (referring to myself as "we" and having borderline conversations on bad days). That being said I know what I'm doing, it's just a childhood coping mechanism that transferred over.

Everyone talks to themselves that doesn't make you insane nor special, its just something people do.

 

[Terrorbyte]

Sometimes I get intrusive thoughts about murdering my ex.
Usually I shut them down pretty quick but I was at the gym once and I kept getting thoughts about redrooming her.

 

[kingdavey]

Bro my penis isn't getting bigger anymore bri

 

[Retarded_FAG]

Sometimes I get intrusive thoughts about murdering my ex.
Usually I shut them down pretty quick but I was at the gym once and I kept getting thoughts about redrooming her.

what is "redrooming"

 

[Terrorbyte]

what is "redrooming"

Live gore. Myth about the dark web having "red rooms" aka websites which livestream torture. Not real since being live would make them too easy to track and thus shut down by the feds.
(r)eddit: plus the dark web is slow as shit