Chud confession thread

[Mongoloigul]

I shoved a stick up my ass 5 times while jacking off when i was 15

 

[dino]

I shoved a stick up my ass 5 times while jacking off when i was 15

proud and brave gay man

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

I'm starting to think my dick will never grow past 2 inches. With a bald head and a small dick, I'll never be like Johnny Sins. Bad bitches confuse me for a newborn wizard, but they still won't let me suck on their titties. Might just have to end up starting a podcast or something.

I use discord
It’s not that bad actually, it’s like Reddit where most of it is trash but if you find the right cord/subreddit it’s fine
I only really use a biohacking/finance cord, nothing foodist or anything like that

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

I use discord
It’s not that bad actually, it’s like Reddit where most of it is trash but if you find the right cord/subreddit it’s fine
I only really use a biohacking/finance cord, nothing foodist or anything like that

It’s a really good cord actually I discovered it a few weeks ago and I feel quite lucky

 

[dino]

I use discord
It’s not that bad actually, it’s like Reddit where most of it is trash but if you find the right cord/subreddit it’s fine
I only really use a biohacking/finance cord, nothing foodist or anything like that

discord fucking sucks and its ass, i only use it because my nornalgod friends wont use anything else and to get updates for my favorite fallout mod

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

discors fucking sucks and its ass, i only use it because my nornalgod friends wont use anything else and to get updates for my favorite fallout mod

Forums are better but not a lot of people use forums so I’m stuck with discord

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

Forums are better but not a lot of people use forums so I’m stuck with discord

If everyone in the cord I use moved to a forum I would be very happy, but they aren’t gonna do that so I just have to suck it

 

[8doe]

i get too easily attached to people and it makes people not like me or think i'm annoying
or at least i think thats true

 

[dino]

my hair makes me look like a faggot but i cant cut it because i have become too attached to it

 

[dino]

my hair makes me look like a faggot

the fact that im skinny and use hoodies a lot doesnt help, nigga i need to hit the gym and stop wearing this shit but i cant get myself to

 

[hackerman2]

my hair makes me look like a faggot but i cant cut it because i have become too attached to it

the fact that im skinny and use hoodies a lot doesnt help, nigga i need to hit the gym and stop wearing this shit but i cant get myself to

are you me? except i have started going to the gym now

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

my hair makes me look like a faggot but i cant cut it because i have become too attached to it

the fact that im skinny and use hoodies a lot doesnt help, nigga i need to hit the gym and stop wearing this shit but i cant get myself to

Same honestly, i started growing my hair out when I was around 17 to hide my protruding ears and despite my rather poor hair care routine (overusing shampoo mainly) it ended up as some really faggy curly "twink" cut. I'm conflicted about it because I genuinely like how it looks/feels and people have started treating me better, but combined with my rather underdeveloped facial features and thin frame it's a bad thing. My only saving grace is my height of 5'11/180cm.

 

[sodack]

I have raped every schlog member in their sleep at least once

 

[hackerman2]

I have raped every schlog member in their sleep at least once

false

 

[sodack]

false

Obviously you'd think that, you were asleep.

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

I have raped every schlog member in their sleep at least once

You ain't shit nigga you'd crumple like a lawn chair after a single shot of 10mm

 

[sodack]

You ain't shit nigga you'd crumple like a lawn chair after a single shot of 10mm

That's why I did it in your sleep, idiot

 

[hackerman2]

That's why I did it in your sleep, idiot

is it really rape if one consents however?

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

That's why I did it in your sleep, idiot

I always sleep with one eye open i grew up in the hood and i know your little lady mothafuckin heels or whatever women wear aint stealthy

 

[sodack]

I always sleep with one eye open i grew up in the hood and i know your little lady mothafuckin heels or whatever women wear aint stealthy

I wear these