Very serious Can you wake up dead?

[meijak]

Can you?

 

[Fagon]

no, retard.

 

[1844 or Something]

Can you?

Define dead

 

[1844 or Something]

no, retard.

Well, medical experts disagree

 

[Chesnaught]

I do.

 

[meijak]

Define dead

You go to bed alive and wake up dead.

 

[Soyteen Liker]

Can you?

This is actually a good question.
On one side, you could define waking up as waking up as a dead body, thus being yes.
On the other, you could mean it as waking up and still being alive for it to count, thus being no.

 

[1844 or Something]

You go to bed alive and wake up dead.

Yes, medical experts define death as "the brain OR circulatory/respiratory functions have irreversibly stopped."
If you wake up unable to breathe, you wake up dead

 

[sodack]

You go to bed alive and wake up dead.

I don't think you'd wake up if you were dead

 

[baqqrih]

Physically, no, but from a spiritual, "soul perspective" (still regarding the physical, now-departed remains, since the soul itself is incapable of "death"), yes.

 

[Swarthy]

You don't really wake up doe

 

[Fatnuts12]

After you die, scientifically speaking, you will likely have no idea that you’re dead. You won’t be able to sense anything or think because you’re dead o algo. But if there is an afterlife.. yeah maybe doebeit.

 

[cobbycov]

Can you wake up with deez nuts in yo mouth gottem