Coal Can someone give a rundown on schlog lore and customs for a nusoyblogger?

[Born2JakForced2NameTroon]

I'm trans btw

 

[Born2JakForced2NameTroon]

The early days were a fever dream. I followed the wiki and the site's rules to a tee and took everything seriously, like the wiki was this serious lore we had to respect and getting negative reaction score was the worst thing that could ever happen to you but the more i used it the more I realized that the lore is bullshit 50% of it is basically forced anyways and nobody cares about reaction score. Atleast some of the best things about the schlog thus far have been it's villains, like YuriGOD and Acro. They are hilarious gegbvlls.

Taking any of these sites seriously is the worst thing you can possibly do so it's good you stopped.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

I didn't even know there was a Soyjak forum. I think there was one before this that was a thing for awhile, and you also had Marge.City which was a failed forum that existed during 'arty's short collapse about a year ago
Completely irrelevant shit so I don't know why I'm rambling about snca

 

[Born2JakForced2NameTroon]

I didn't even know there was a Soyjak forum. I think there was one before this that was a thing for awhile, and you also had Marge.City which was a failed forum that existed during 'arty's short collapse about a year ago
Completely irrelevant shit so I don't know why I'm rambling about snca

I think I know what you're talking about. I think it was called jak.soy? Can't remember fully. What I do remember is that it lasted about a month.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

What I do remember is that it lasted about a month.

Damn. That's a really short existence. You remember what year it came out in?

 

[Born2JakForced2NameTroon]

Damn. That's a really short existence. You remember what year it came out in?

I didn't realise but it has a wiki page. Here:
https://wiki.soyjak.st/Jak.soy
It redirects to the screamer wiki too. I believe Ar*zona and Ang*leno spoke often though so the latter might have the domain.

 

[Fagon]

OK, so basically common etiquette is to hover over the "like" button and click on the "gem" in the grid that pop ups on every single one of my posts.

 

[Gem Control]

Shlog lore is snca, just enjoy your stay and enjoy it while it lasts
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Your life is snca. Change my wording if youre a pedophile

 

[Steve]

• Site is created
• People start joining
• I join
• Parkles joins
• Era of Princessparkles begins where the entire site is orbiting 1 muslim
• Soygoy hosts vidya for people o algo
• Popularity contest happens o algo
• Parkles fucking dies geg
• I forgot who won the popularity contest
• Bunch of admins and mods come and go

thats about it geg

This is EVERYTHING that happened in the site's history?

 

[Stephen]

Also everyone still WABAS4BBC

 

[ZOGs #1 Supporter]

mm/dd/yyyy

you are a nigger kys lazy shitalian hailing from shitxcrement monkey nigger cracker gook coon spic swarthy fecal matter ABDL gooning KIKE!

 

[basil]

• Site is created
• People start joining
• I join
• Parkles joins
• Era of Princessparkles begins where the entire site is orbiting 1 muslim
• Soygoy hosts vidya for people o algo
• Popularity contest happens o algo
• Parkles fucking dies geg
• I forgot who won the popularity contest
• Bunch of admins and mods come and go

thats about it geg

fucking nigger even mentioned me after all i did for him

 

[ZOGs #1 Supporter]

nigger

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS BASIL SAID A NONO WORD!!!

 

[greg]

• Site is created
• People start joining
• I join
• Parkles joins
• Era of Princessparkles begins where the entire site is orbiting 1 muslim
• Soygoy hosts vidya for people o algo
• Popularity contest happens o algo
• Parkles fucking dies geg
• I forgot who won the popularity contest
• Bunch of admins and mods come and go

thats about it geg

Nigger talked about himself in 3rd person like he was important

 

[MoonMetropolis]

You will always be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid human who is trying to feel comfortable in her body.

All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.

Men absolutely love you. Trans folk who “pass” look ordinary and natural to a man. Your bone structure does not matter. Estradiol widens the hips.

You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the transphobes.

Eventually, it’ll be perfect for you - you’ll come out, start HRT, get top surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy daughter. They’ll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a woman is what you are.

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

once I deleted my account for no real reason and everyone else followed and now you can't do that anymore because attention whoring o algo

 

[basil]

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you did this like 2 times

 

[NiggerRigger]

A common joke here is to make fun of Amerimutts for buying expensive sneakers and making dad joked about it!

"What's Elon Musk's net worth? A sneaker!"

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

A common joke here is to make fun of Amerimutts for buying expensive sneakers and making dad joked about it!

"What's Elon Musk's net worth? A sneaker!"

Literally everybody said this since one day in march

 

[NiggerRigger]

Literally nobody said this until tonight and one day in march

I'm trying to fool him. Delete this.

 

[Watt]

Schlog lore….um once upon a time there was some Schlog users and then they all used the Schlog and then the end