/calm/ Anonymous Confession Thread [Schlog Death Edition]

[Chesnaught]

https://forms.gle/gKSYgg5AV4vSWJnh8 GET THE FUCK IN HERE
https://schlogfessionsiii.straw.page/ STRAWPAGE FOR THOSE WHO LIKE GAMBLING

Post File Garden links to drawings/image confessions

Spoiler: old thread OP

Go post 'em
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[FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!]

1. wawa waah i ahave autism so i can
2. i have nowhere else to go. When I say I use this site, I meant that seriously. I don't use cord, nor instashit, nor twitter. So if you like the unserious me you're gonna have to deal with my autistic spergouts and outbursts of serioustranny shit too fuck you
3. I don't see it as a soyjak site, anyone who says that is here for a reason that I'm not, so I mostly just ignore them, especially if they're the "kys tranny, snca thread, you autistic monkey don't desrve to live ever award" followed by neutralplier pfp then yeah ofcourse I ignore those types of people.

So you're saying Chesnaught creates a confession thread, and nobody actually confesses seriously?
Do you see this shit, applejack?
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wordswordswords
If you have nowhere else to go, then KILL YOURSELF

 

[COBSONSANA1488]

Totes agree, friend. Nothing makes me happier and more hyped than watching Patrick Bateman sigma edits late at night while preaching about how we should rip the system in a Discord VC. I'm a bit of a psychopath myself; one time, I played the Soviet anthem in class on my cracked Motorola and starting REEEEEing like Pepe the BASED frog when my teacher got pissed.

i do this btw

 

[Soygoy]

you didnt realize when you joined the site is that it has always only been for calling black people niggers and milking geg. there is no serious business. just harmless fun.

Yeah for a few days or so, then you become like me and start using it 24/7 for months on end and you might wanna get something more out of it.
This is the site where people tell you not to use Discord or any social media, so if I can't then how else am I supposed to get friends and shit? Not like I'd want to anyways, I don't like Discord for my own reasons and experience. Atleast with here you can fit into a community, on cord you'll get banned in like 5 seconds.

 

[Chimperator]

I want Spas back.

 

[Soygoy]

wordswordswords
If you have nowhere else to go, then KILL YOURSELF

 

[Fagon]

Yeah for a few days or so, then you become like me and start using it 24/7 for months on end and you might wanna get something more out of it.
This is the site where people tell you not to use Discord or any social media, so if I can't then how else am I supposed to get friends and shit?

by GOING OUTSIDE.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Jannies lock this thread it's been derailed lock it since you love to locked derailed threads lock it lock it

 

[Soygoy]

This might be the only thread where the self solution was actually quite earned
Clever.

 

[Stephen]

1. wawa waah i ahave autism so i can
2. i have nowhere else to go. When I say I use this site, I meant that seriously. I don't use cord, nor instashit, nor twitter. So if you like the unserious me you're gonna have to deal with my autistic spergouts and outbursts of serioustranny shit too fuck you
3. I don't see it as a soyjak site, anyone who says that is here for a reason that I'm not, so I mostly just ignore them, especially if they're the "kys tranny, snca thread, you autistic monkey don't desrve to live ever award" followed by neutralplier pfp then yeah ofcourse I ignore those types of people.

So you're saying Chesnaught creates a confession thread, and nobody actually confesses seriously?
Do you see this shit, applejack?
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Spider-man... Applejack....

 

[COBSONSANA1488]

Yeah for a few days or so, then you become like me and start using it 24/7 for months on end and you might wanna get something more out of it.
This is the site where people tell you not to use Discord or any social media, so if I can't then how else am I supposed to get friends and shit? Not like I'd want to anyways, I don't like Discord for my own reasons and experience. Atleast with here you can fit into a community, on cord you'll get banned in like 5 seconds.

marge? i do get something out of it laughing at retards, baiting, and bumping gemmy threads. thats about it. and for the social aspect i mean you are literally talking to other people if you want to add them then do it but other then that it really isnt that serious or something to be taken serious.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Yeah for a few days or so, then you become like me and start using it 24/7 for months on end and you might wanna get something more out of it.

I did that and I felt like it got boring and left nigga. Not everyone is a retarded faggot like you

 

[istanbul]

Jannies lock this thread it's been derailed lock it since you love to locked derailed threads lock it lock it

this would've been an otherwise fun thread if not for the serioustrannying
can't let em win, just hit ignore and move on
mods should add a character limit to soygoy's posts

 

[Fagon]

Jannies lock this thread it's been derailed lock it since you love to locked derailed threads lock it lock it

Gemmy thread dead on arrival kek.

 

[Soygoy]

marge? i do get something out of it laughing at retards, baiting, and bumping gemmy threads. thats about it. and for the social aspect i mean you are literally talking to other people if you want to add them then do it but other then that it really isnt that serious or something to be taken serious.

You're telling me that you can't be serious with your friends? I think we should be a lil serious from time to time, people here are serious a lot, especially when it comes to religion or personal issues, suddenly being serious is allowed in that context, except for when it comes to me. I find that quite amusing.

 

[ILoveVesna]

Yeah for a few days or so, then you become like me and start using it 24/7 for months on end and you might wanna get something more out of it.
This is the site where people tell you not to use Discord or any social media, so if I can't then how else am I supposed to get friends and shit? Not like I'd want to anyways, I don't like Discord for my own reasons and experience. Atleast with here you can fit into a community, on cord you'll get banned in like 5 seconds.

ive been on for nearly every day for almost a few months now doe
its really just dumb shitpost soy boy woah jack site
wanting anything more from site is le tism so I cant say "I didnt expect this keeeeek do soygoysissies really" or whatever

 

[Chesnaught]

 

[Soygoy]

mods should add a character limit to soygoy's posts

I would find that highly offensive but I find the proposition amusing that I am making your clitty leak just by my ability to type a few paragraphs.

 

[NT]

1. wawa waah i ahave autism so i can
2. i have nowhere else to go. When I say I use this site, I meant that seriously. I don't use cord, nor instashit, nor twitter. So if you like the unserious me you're gonna have to deal with my autistic spergouts and outbursts of serioustranny shit too fuck you
3. I don't see it as a soyjak site, anyone who says that is here for a reason that I'm not, so I mostly just ignore them, especially if they're the "kys tranny, snca thread, you autistic monkey don't desrve to live ever award" followed by neutralplier pfp then yeah ofcourse I ignore those types of people.

So you're saying Chesnaught creates a confession thread, and nobody actually confesses seriously?
Do you see this shit, applejack?
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Now that's what I call BASED, brother. I'm so sick and tired of these LOSERS thinking this site isn't our own personal stage! One thing I've learned from years of being called retarded and weird for watching GoAnimate videos without headphones in public is this: people will eventually like you if you just keep going. Don't be one of those LIBTARD CUCKS who tries to adapt and integrate into a community. Be yourself and show them what a BASED sigma you are.
If they don't want to read about how you're considering drinking a whole bottle of olive oil or how you got unfairly banned on Roblox.com, give them hell and make them pay for even daring to challenge your authority. The number one rule of being a CHAD is to never back down and make people suffer for your own problems. WWG1WGA

 

[COBSONSANA1488]

You're telling me that you can't be serious with your friends? I think we should be a lil serious from time to time, people here are serious a lot, especially when it comes to religion or personal issues, suddenly being serious is allowed in that context, except for when it comes to me. I find that quite amusing.

anyone who takes pixels serious in any sense are faggots who should ACK themselves. i dont care if your child is dying of cancer being serious and sad on the internet is mental illness and faggotry. if you want to be serious their is something called REALITY nigga.

 

[Soygoy]

Now that's what I call BASED, brother. I'm so sick and tired of these LOSERS thinking this site isn't our own personal stage! One thing I've learned from years of being called retarded and weird for watching GoAnimate videos without headphones in public is this: people will eventually like you if you just keep going. Don't be one of those LIBTARD CUCKS who tries to adapt and integrate into a community. Be yourself and show them what a BASED sigma you are.
If they don't want to read about how you're considering drinking a whole bottle of olive oil or how you got unfairly banned on Roblox.com, give them hell and make them pay for even daring to challenge your authority. The number one rule of being a CHAD is to never back down and make people suffer for your own problems. WWG1WGA

I mean, okay I guess.