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Stockstall said:
Only in Robmania, a 16 year old can marry a not even real 13 year old (that's too old by cigan marriage standarts btw).
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Wait she's 13
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Sneeder said:
But wasn't he male?
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Yes, but I'm talking about his several Discord girlfriends that he overshares with me. One of them was a fat soicuck who recorded herself drinking her piss out of a old Burger King cup. These are your women soicucks.

Also like to mention that there were a few times he tried to convince me to be his gay bf, despite our five-year gap. His excuse was always "the AOC is 15 here, so it's okay". Yeah, and homosexuality is banned in your 3rd world country. Not only is he a Diddy, but he's also a gerontophile, which is just pedophilia but with the roles reversed.
 
Redditor said:
Yes, but I'm talking about his several Discord girlfriends that he overshares with me. One of them was a fat soicuck who recorded herself drinking her piss out of a old Burger King cup. These are your women soicucks.

Also like to mention that there were a few times he tried to convince me to be his gay bf, despite our five-year gap. His excuse was always "the AOC is 15 here, so it's okay". Yeah, and homosexuality is banned in your 3rd world country. Not only is he a Diddy, but he's also a gerontophile, which is just pedophilia but with the roles reversed.
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Every soycaca who likes Homestuck has been proven to be a danger to society btw
 
Redditor said:
Ryepedo showed me the absolute horrors of soyfoids that I'd rather not explain.
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You mean this nigger?
Redditor said:
Yes, but I'm talking about his several Discord girlfriends that he overshares with me. One of them was a fat soicuck who recorded herself drinking her piss out of a old Burger King cup. These are your women soicucks.

Also like to mention that there were a few times he tried to convince me to be his gay bf, despite our five-year gap. His excuse was always "the AOC is 15 here, so it's okay". Yeah, and homosexuality is banned in your 3rd world country. Not only is he a Diddy, but he's also a gerontophile, which is just pedophilia but with the roles reversed.
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guh
 
Chudcell said:
You mean this nigger?
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Ahh I remember this. During the June of last year there was a fight on /soy/ between gigachad posters and Lennonjak posters. The cattywiping was initiated by Lennonjak posters and giga posters fought back. After 2 days of fighting the 8,000,000th GET was nearing. A Lennonjak poster created a GET acceleration thread and multiple factions tried to get the 8 millionth GET. Lennonjak managed to get the 7,999,999 GET but the 8,000,000th GET was stolen by this ryekrispie nigger and all factions posting on the thread were pretty mad at this revelation and they made a /raid/ thread to dox xher which they did not succeed in but they managed to grab xher IP and it was found out that xhe's in Kuwait and porn is illegal there or something. A report was made but nothing came out of it. Xhe would go on to make a splinter with the help of Angeleno but no one used it award. Except maybe @Redditor but he's a faggot so who cares. Then, xhe was found out to be besties with the discord groomer Bu5t and they would have these sessions where they would get a discord bot to post porn and then goon to it together (geg). Rye and Bu5t also had a falling out cuz foodists always in fight o algo.
 
Zeed said:
Ahh I remember this. During the June of last year there was a fight on /soy/ between gigachad posters and Lennonjak posters. The cattywiping was initiated by Lennonjak posters and giga posters fought back. After 2 days of fighting the 8,000,000th GET was nearing. A Lennonjak poster created a GET acceleration thread and multiple factions tried to get the 8 millionth GET. Lennonjak managed to get the 7,999,999 GET but the 8,000,000th GET was stole by this ryekrispie nigger and all factions posting on the thread were pretty mad at this revelation and they made a /raid/ thread to dox xher which they did not succeed in but they managed to grab xher IP and it was found out that xhe's in Kuwait and porn is illegal there or something. A report was made but nothing came out of it. Xhe would go on to make a splinter with the help of Angeleno but no one used it award. Except maybe @Redditor but he's a faggot so who cares. Then, xhe was found out to be besties with the discord groomer Bu5t and they would have these sessions where they would get a discord bot to post porn and then goon to it together (geg). Rye and Bu5t also had a falling out cuz foodists always in fight o algo.
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Imagine getting doxxed (or worse sent to a Kuwaiti jail) over a get on a soyjak website, i understand he deserves it but like imagine this happening to some random nigga.
 

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