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Autism Describe your future wife

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Redditor said:
I mean like redpill, she tomboypilled me and ever since I only wanted boyish chicks. She made me enlightened and I'll forever appreciate her for that. RIP.

This also means that any foid on here should not worry about me simping because I literally don't find you attractive, unless you fit the requirements (which is noneyall).
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You better not be a e-simp for ANYONE seriously nigga, e-date fags should be shot and killed (or grow the balls to get into a real relationship.
>Reddit
On another note me and my friends are playing a board game and since i died i went to a corner store. 4 fucking bucks for a 250ml can of sugar free redbull, welp atleast the cute petite (as in probably the most petite non-dwarf woman ive ever seen) black cashier said i had beautiful curly hair, this honestly made my day. I know it's just her job to be nice but this made the overpriced redbull worth it.
 
Chvd33p said:
Considering most of the girls here are underage, you better keep that word
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Yeah I know, my preferred age range is 2003-2006. I mean, I could go for 2007 but thats like a senior dating a freshman so big nope, even if we both are in our 20s. Also a bit concerning that the Romeo and Juliet laws in my state is a 4-year gap. I cannot imagine dating a 17yo, makes me uncomfortable.
Chvd33p said:
Also pooners
Why the fuck is this place slowly infesting itself with pooners?
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Because pooners want to treated like men, and generally chuds are assumed to be male. So what platform can a pooner be validated on? The Sharty (and related sites). All they have to do is be racist and in return other site users will simply just assume OP is a male, thus they get validation.

Although I don't mind trans people, one thing I don't like is they groom SISAs into being transmasc and mutilating themselves.
StudioCaca said:
You better not be a e-simp for ANYONE seriously nigga, e-date fags should be shot and killed (or grow the balls to get into a real relationship.
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Yeah, I'm against that shi. That's why I mentioned that my preferred womxn has live within two hours from me, which is like Philly to NYC. If I'm gonna e-date someone I have to at least see them in person once a month.
 
Redditor said:
Yeah I know, my preferred age range is 2003-2006. I mean, I could go for 2007 but thats like a senior dating a freshman so big nope, even if we both are in our 20s. Also a bit concerning that the Romeo and Juliet laws in my state is a 4-year gap. I cannot imagine dating a 17yo, makes me uncomfortable.

Yeah, I'm against that shi. That's why I mentioned that my preferred womxn has live within two hours from me, which is like Philly to NYC. If I'm gonna e-date someone I have to at least see them in person once a month.
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Nigga... stop, this genuinly looks like you are posting ur preferences in hope of dating someone here.
 
StudioCaca said:
Nigga... stop, this genuinly looks like you are posting ur preferences in hope of dating someone here.
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No, genuinely. My older sibling kept edating on Discord and I saw the horrors of 'cord bfs. She went through like five until actually met with one of them. Nor do I want to date anyone as of now, I'm very solitary and like to be left alone. And ESPECIALLY no one from the Soysphere, Ryepedo showed me the absolute horrors of soyfoids that I'd rather not explain.
 
Redditor said:
No, genuinely. My older sibling kept edating on Discord and I saw the horrors of 'cord bfs. She went through like five until actually met with one of them. Nor do I want to date anyone as of now, I'm very solitary and like to be left alone. And ESPECIALLY no one from the Soysphere, Ryepedo showed me the absolute horrors of soyfoids that I'd rather not explain.
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Okay then dont come here saying shit like
>Here is my acceptable age and geographical range for e-dating
 
Redditor said:
No, genuinely. My older sibling kept edating on Discord and I saw the horrors of 'cord bfs. She went through like five until actually met with one of them. Nor do I want to date anyone as of now, I'm very solitary and like to be left alone. And ESPECIALLY no one from the Soysphere, Ryepedo showed me the absolute horrors of soyfoids that I'd rather not explain.
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Okay I'll mention this, one of them likes to drink her own piss. Nasty ahh niggas.
StudioCaca said:
Okay then dont come here saying shit like
>Here is my acceptable age and geographical range for e-dating
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It's so no one can claim that I'm a Diddy, Shemmycucks like to call me "Redditpedo", Shroomcucks claim I like little kids, and I feel like I have to emphasize this.
 
Redditor said:
le update:
Since Shroomcucks literally took this way too seriously, I made a serious MS Paint sketch on what I want:
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Forgot to mention Autism in the optional list but it's 2AM and I'm not gonna cram it in there.
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Most of these are talking about things you don't want in a partner vs things you do want if that makes sense. Like besides being a tomboy and not falling into the things you dislike in a potential partner, what else would make you happy to be with her?
 
Redditor said:
le update:
Since Shroomcucks literally took this way too seriously, I made a serious MS Paint sketch on what I want:
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Forgot to mention Autism in the optional list but it's 2AM and I'm not gonna cram it in there.
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romanians are white though
 
StudioCaca said:
>Omg sisa im gonna goon to this later o algo
On a serious note doe that is a discusting kek
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Dude had a different 'cord gf every week, and a good chunk of them were soicucks. The worst one I saw was a Shemmy drawfag who I thought was just a wee wholesome fella but nah, what she does still makes me uncomfortable to think about. Soicouples usually end with disaster (except Merusalt and STL, so valid) basing this on previous incidents. I'd rather have one of those TikTroon Instagroid 4cuck larpers who draw very cute Derpinas because I'm a literal soyboy for that character.
Soyteen Liker said:
Most of these are talking about things you don't want in a partner vs things you do want if that makes sense. Like besides being a tomboy and not falling into the things you dislike in a potential partner, what else would make you happy to be with her?
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I honestly don't know. From my previous interactions, I'd say rough and caring. I remember the girl I was with we'd be wresting and smashing our faces into lockers and then a moment later hugging. Perfect balance I guess.
Chvd33p said:
A woman is here, run!
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Lock this thread before it derails into how Terry is wife material. Actually I wouldn't mind dating someone from here if it was Terry (if she's really a woman) but no more discussion of this.
 
Redditor said:
Dude had a different 'cord gf every week, and a good chunk of them were soicucks. The worst one I saw was a Shemmy drawfag who I thought was just a wee wholesome fella but nah, what she does still makes me uncomfortable to think about. Soicouples usually end with disaster (except Merusalt and STL, so valid) basing this on previous incidents. I'd rather have one of those TikTroon Instagroid 4cuck larpers who draw very cute Derpinas because I'm a literal soyboy for that character.

I honestly don't know. From my previous interactions, I'd say rough and caring. I remember the girl I was with we'd be wresting and smashing our faces into lockers and then a moment later hugging. Perfect balance I guess.

Lock this thread before it derails into how Terry is wife material. Actually I wouldn't mind dating someone from here if it was Terry (if she's really a woman) but no more discussion of this.
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