Autism A Muslim woman proselytized to me while I was handing out promotional flyers on the job.

[JimmieCobson]

I handed her a flyer and she goes "this is haram". I try to tell her that it's chicken and she goes off on how you need to cut half of the chicken's head off and let it bleed out to get all the disease and blood, otherwise it is haram.

I play along with her because irl I'm a pretty respectful person.

She then talks about how the Quran is a perfect book without any error. I just let her say as she pleases.

I ask her who the successor to the prophet Muhammad is. She's bewildered.

I remind her that Sunnis believe that Abu Bakr is the successor and Shias believe that it is Ali.

She then goes "ahh right, I remember now" and then says that I am so knowledgeable and that Allah "blessed me with the thirst for knowledge that will invite me to Islam".

I take the flattery and then ask her about her specific branch. Apparently she's a Sufi mystic. She said that Allah can be felt by many people, not just Muslims, but that the Torah and Bible will lead to the Quran and that Muhammad perfected the corrupted texts.

It's pretty wild to me.

She then asks "why aren't you a Muslim?"

I jokingly reply "I love beer too much"

She then says it's ok and that many Muslims drink beer.

It's at this point where the numbers don't add up.

How so it that someone who is so invested in Muslim dietary restrictions that she won't eat fried chicken if it wasn't beheaded in a specific way, but she's cool with alcoholics among the faithful?

She then brings up how morality comes from the heart and some other mystic mumbo jumbo. I respond asking that if my heart tells me to kill a bunch of innocent people, if that is acceptable.

She then talks about the word of Allah and how murder is wrong because it goes against Islamic law.

Now, I'm no theologian, but I'm completely perplexed. She was a kind woman, but I just couldn't wrap my head against her logic. Is this messy theology exclusive to the mystics?

She's got me interested in Islam as a topic, but it would take Allah talking to me directly to convert at this point.

 

[Stephen]

Evil

 

[JimmieCobson]

Evil

Me or her?

 

[dino]

friendly reminder that prophet muhammed peace be upon him raped a 9yo and xhe also got blacked by indian men

 

[SolomonSlam]

friendly reminder that prophet muhammed peace be upon him raped a 9yo and got blacked by indian men

8chan ass reply

 

[Stockstall]

Moslems are kinda like this, they don't really use their logic they just believe whatever their parents have been telling them since they were born and the cycle repeats.

 

[Modderola]

Moslems are kinda like this, they don't really use their logic they just believe whatever their parents have been telling them since they were born and the cycle repeats.

Parents usually only teach the basics of Islam like how to pray. When we go to masjids the imams and scholars teach us Islam more deeply

 

[JimmieCobson]

Parents usually only teach the basics of Islam like how to pray. When we go to masjids the imams and scholars teach us Islam more deeply

I get it, but how does something like this happen where devout Muslims will contradict their own faiths just to proselytize?

 

[StudioCaca]

I handed her a flyer and she goes "this is haram". I try to tell her that it's chicken and she goes off on how you need to cut half of the chicken's head off and let it bleed out to get all the disease and blood, otherwise it is haram.

I play along with her because irl I'm a pretty respectful person.

She then talks about how the Quran is a perfect book without any error. I just let her say as she pleases.

I ask her who the successor to the prophet Muhammad is. She's bewildered.

I remind her that Sunnis believe that Abu Bakr is the successor and Shias believe that it is Ali.

She then goes "ahh right, I remember now" and then says that I am so knowledgeable and that Allah "blessed me with the thirst for knowledge that will invite me to Islam".

I take the flattery and then ask her about her specific branch. Apparently she's a Sufi mystic. She said that Allah can be felt by many people, not just Muslims, but that the Torah and Bible will lead to the Quran and that Muhammad perfected the corrupted texts.

It's pretty wild to me.

She then asks "why aren't you a Muslim?"

I jokingly reply "I love beer too much"

She then says it's ok and that many Muslims drink beer.

It's at this point where the numbers don't add up.

How so it that someone who is so invested in Muslim dietary restrictions that she won't eat fried chicken if it wasn't beheaded in a specific way, but she's cool with alcoholics among the faithful?

She then brings up how morality comes from the heart and some other mystic mumbo jumbo. I respond asking that if my heart tells me to kill a bunch of innocent people, if that is acceptable.

She then talks about the word of Allah and how murder is wrong because it goes against Islamic law.

Now, I'm no theologian, but I'm completely perplexed. She was a kind woman, but I just couldn't wrap my head against her logic. Is this messy theology exclusive to the mystics?

She's got me interested in Islam as a topic, but it would take Allah talking to me directly to convert at this point.

That's a pretty cool interaction, she might be a Bosniak or Albanian since i know there is a good population of sufi's over there, also they dont think booze is haram.

 

[Modderola]

I get it, but how does something like this happen where devout Muslims will contradict their own faiths just to proselytize?

Sufis are different from sunnis (majority muslim) so the stuff she said is probably inline with her faith. Especially since that Albanian and Bosnia were conquered by Sufi Turkish leaders like the comment above suggested.

 

[StudioCaca]

Especially since that Albanian and Bosnia were conquered by Sufi Turkish leaders like the comment above suggested.

I did not know that was the cause, tbh just expected it to be local culture mixed with remote areas causing this branching in faith.

 

[JimmieCobson]

Sufis are different from sunnis (majority muslim) so the stuff she said is probably inline with her faith. Especially since that Albanian and Bosnia were conquered by Sufi Turkish leaders like the comment above suggested.

Except she was very brown. She looked like a Pashto/Afro-Arab/Jeet

 

[princessparkles]

I handed her a flyer and she goes "this is haram". I try to tell her that it's chicken and she goes off on how you need to cut half of the chicken's head off and let it bleed out to get all the disease and blood, otherwise it is haram.

I play along with her because irl I'm a pretty respectful person.

She then talks about how the Quran is a perfect book without any error. I just let her say as she pleases.

I ask her who the successor to the prophet Muhammad is. She's bewildered.

I remind her that Sunnis believe that Abu Bakr is the successor and Shias believe that it is Ali.

She then goes "ahh right, I remember now" and then says that I am so knowledgeable and that Allah "blessed me with the thirst for knowledge that will invite me to Islam".

I take the flattery and then ask her about her specific branch. Apparently she's a Sufi mystic. She said that Allah can be felt by many people, not just Muslims, but that the Torah and Bible will lead to the Quran and that Muhammad perfected the corrupted texts.

It's pretty wild to me.

She then asks "why aren't you a Muslim?"

I jokingly reply "I love beer too much"

She then says it's ok and that many Muslims drink beer.

It's at this point where the numbers don't add up.

How so it that someone who is so invested in Muslim dietary restrictions that she won't eat fried chicken if it wasn't beheaded in a specific way, but she's cool with alcoholics among the faithful?

She then brings up how morality comes from the heart and some other mystic mumbo jumbo. I respond asking that if my heart tells me to kill a bunch of innocent people, if that is acceptable.

She then talks about the word of Allah and how murder is wrong because it goes against Islamic law.

Now, I'm no theologian, but I'm completely perplexed. She was a kind woman, but I just couldn't wrap my head against her logic. Is this messy theology exclusive to the mystics?

She's got me interested in Islam as a topic, but it would take Allah talking to me directly to convert at this point.

bruh this is why some niggas need to stfu
I would actually slap her so hard oml its always these retarded mystics who focus on the stupidest shit and turn people away

 

[StudioCaca]

bruh this is why some niggas need to stfu
I would actually slap her so hard oml its always these retarded mystics who focus on the stupidest shit and turn people away

This "retarded shit" is what makes religions interesting doe, if it was'nt for the mystic shit all religions are the same.
Dont rob
Dont kill
Be nice
Pray
Give money to the religious elites so they can buy cocaine pay to feed homeless peepo

 

[princessparkles]

This "retarded shit" is what makes religions interesting doe, if it was'nt for the mystic shit all religions are the same.
Dont rob
Dont kill
Be nice
Pray
Give money to the religious elites so they can buy cocaine pay to feed homeless peepo

No

 

[Modderola]

Give money to the religious elites so they can buy cocaine pay to feed homeless peepo

Islam doesnt do that i dont think

 

[StudioCaca]

i dont think

Ok

 

[Neutralplier]

was she hot?

 

[NiggerBigger6976]

I handed her a flyer and she goes "this is haram". I try to tell her that it's chicken and she goes off on how you need to cut half of the chicken's head off and let it bleed out to get all the disease and blood, otherwise it is haram.

I play along with her because irl I'm a pretty respectful person.

She then talks about how the Quran is a perfect book without any error. I just let her say as she pleases.

I ask her who the successor to the prophet Muhammad is. She's bewildered.

I remind her that Sunnis believe that Abu Bakr is the successor and Shias believe that it is Ali.

She then goes "ahh right, I remember now" and then says that I am so knowledgeable and that Allah "blessed me with the thirst for knowledge that will invite me to Islam".

I take the flattery and then ask her about her specific branch. Apparently she's a Sufi mystic. She said that Allah can be felt by many people, not just Muslims, but that the Torah and Bible will lead to the Quran and that Muhammad perfected the corrupted texts.

It's pretty wild to me.

She then asks "why aren't you a Muslim?"

I jokingly reply "I love beer too much"

She then says it's ok and that many Muslims drink beer.

It's at this point where the numbers don't add up.

How so it that someone who is so invested in Muslim dietary restrictions that she won't eat fried chicken if it wasn't beheaded in a specific way, but she's cool with alcoholics among the faithful?

She then brings up how morality comes from the heart and some other mystic mumbo jumbo. I respond asking that if my heart tells me to kill a bunch of innocent people, if that is acceptable.

She then talks about the word of Allah and how murder is wrong because it goes against Islamic law.

Now, I'm no theologian, but I'm completely perplexed. She was a kind woman, but I just couldn't wrap my head against her logic. Is this messy theology exclusive to the mystics?

She's got me interested in Islam as a topic, but it would take Allah talking to me directly to convert at this point.

It's every Muslim chick living abroad outside of their shithole. I have more respect for them in their own countries then first-world countries.