VOTE! Would you rather be reincarnated as Chris Chan and not be able to change anything or a random Australian Aboriginal?

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

>Pakistani
>Says the incestuous rapist is aryan
Not surprised.

>rape and being Pakistani

 

[xyxx]

Be a tranny or be an even bigger incel

 

[istanbul]

Knowing your fate from beginning to end without being able to do anything about it sounds nightmarish under any circumstances, so the latter.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

from beginning to end

CWC hasn't died yet afaik.

 

[istanbul]

CWC hasn't died yet afaik.

I wouldn't like to be a tranny in jail though. Meanwhile abbos are too stupid to tell their lives are shit.

 

[StudioCaca]

I would rather be a carp than be autistic

 

[Gigafly]

We should get the Abos hooked on nitrous instead of gasoline to create replacements for Froot

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

I want to be Chris Chan but an Aboriginal too

 

[basil]

I would rather be a carp than be autistic

can i put you in my aquarium

 

[Gigafly]

If I choose Chris Chan do I have the option to ack to free the world of my presence?

 

[Soyteen Liker]

If I choose Chris Chan do I have the option to ack to free the world of my presence?

I didn't think the OP through very well but yeah if you answer this one instead

McChallenge

 

[gem]

Alternate question since everyone but 8doe voted to be an Abbo:
Would you rather wake up as Chris Chan from age 28 and on (2010) or be an Australian Abbo?

if i picked the chris chan option in this scenario, does my consciousness as it is get transferred to chris chan in 2010, or do i wake up as a chris chan with none of my memories but a sense of my personality and who i once was (which probably wouldn't change much actually)?
if its the former, i'd imagine it'd be funny as shit to see how long i could pretend to be chris-chan without the turboautists on the cwcki noticing anything wrong
>ey, why is chris talking weird like that this past week? and how in the fuck did he just learn how to draw properly, what in the goddamn happened to the old style?
<You- you DAMN DIRTY TROLLS! um, I am the REAL, TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, y'all! I-i, DUMBASS! Calling all trolls! Calling all trolls! You are at-WE are at war! This is war! I will not stand idly by while you t-take heed and-and-AND IMPLY IM SOMEHOW NOT THE REAL CHRIS-CHAN!!
also, imagine being trapped in chris-chan's body and because you have memories of the future, you're trying to warn people about bitcoin and ukraine and covid and the housing prices and all that, but all everyone sees is the deranged schizophrenic ramblings of a tormented autistic man. by the time they figure it out, its far too late for anything to be changed, and the ADL has already kidnapped me and replaced me with a different chris-chan for leaking important plot spoilers. horror.