VOTE! Would you rather be reincarnated as Chris Chan and not be able to change anything or a random Australian Aboriginal?

[meijak]

Did it have to be this way?

 

[alonso]

Would you rather be born as Chris Chan or Pamperchu?

I'll kill myself instead

 

[Catter]

suicide

 

[Soyteen Liker]

Nigga, Im not raping my own mother

This was pre-rape albeit, you'd still be a fat lard with an infamous reputation but it might be salvageable

 

[_73]

This was pre-rape albeit, you'd still be a fat lard with an infamous reputation but it might be salvageable

Saar you said it was 2010 and on, so I would have to rape my mother at some point, also wasnt this the same time he started to troon out, I'd rather be ugly as shit than be chris chan

 

[meijak]

it might be salvageable

Nah. He has crippling autism plus whatever other mental illnesses and people were running 24/7 gay ops to fuck with him. There is no universe where he salvages anything.

 

[265121297]

Why would anyone say no to living this gigachads life?

Spoiler: Mildly unpleasant. Viewer discretion is advised.

 

[Catter]

He raped his mom because he had an infamous reputation. You would be targeted by foodists who try to get you to do evil shit everyday

She was kinda grooming him too

Spoiler

So when they got back home Chris didn't have his own bed anymore so he was sharing one with Barb instead. This came with the horrifying addendum that Barb wanted to spoon with him; I don't know if he was little spoon or big spoon but I know she was unimpressed and one night just unloaded on him angrily enough that Chris decided to get his own bed with his own money.

 

[Soyteen Liker]

He raped his mom because he had an infamous reputation. You would be targeted by foodists who try to get you to do evil shit everyday

Marge. I meant you'd wake up as him in 2010 but with free will from that point on, maybe that was unclear

Saar you said it was 2010 and on, so I would have to rape my mother at some point, also wasnt this the same time he started to troon out, I'd rather be ugly as shit than be chris chan

^

 

[_73]

Marge. I meant you'd wake up as him in 2010 but with free will from that point on, maybe that was unclear

In the title you said that I couldnt change anything, so I assumed that was the case here too
Also, I'd still be an abbo

 

[meijak]

Why would anyone say no to living this gigachads life?

Spoiler: Mildly unpleasant. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Wait, did xhe actually get xher neovagina installed?

 

[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

Aboriginals are yt so that’s where my cards lie

They are closer to Asians or Indians. Also Whites probably have 4% African DNA through Neolithic shitalalian migrants from 7000 BC.

 

[SUPERNIGGA]

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Did it have to be this way?

No he could've left any moment

 

[265121297]

Wait, did xhe actually get xher neovagina installed?

Kind of? Xhe created an Un-clit by piercing xher taint.

 

[basil]

will i slowly get better at drawing or still be shit all those years

 

[Catter]

Wait, did xhe actually get xher neovagina installed?

he did a surgery on himself in 2016 and refused to go to a doctor for days using isopropyl alcohol to clean it and got the doctor to cut his ball after claiming it was hurting him

 

[_73]

he did a surgery on himself in 2016 and refused to go to a doctor for days using isopropyl alcohol to clean it and got the doctor to cut his ball after claiming it was hurting him

That sounds disgusting

 

[Catter]

That sounds disgusting

there are pictures of it too but I don't really want to look at them again or send them

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Chris Chan is ARYAN.

 

[condolana]

Chris Chan is ARYAN.

>Pakistani
>Says the incestuous rapist is aryan
Not surprised.