So, having said this, a red-blooded straight heterosexual being on here is like finding a diamond in the rough, a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, simply impossible.
Well, dear reader, I'm here to tell you that despite the fact this forum happens to be a hibernation spot for some loathsome individuals, it's not all a den of degenerate freaks. There happens to be some absolute god-fearing studs on here who are only sexually attracted to the opposite sex, like the way God intended.
So this thread will be made to document and discuss cisgender heterosexual supremacy and to mog the shit out of those aids riddled faggots @jimbo, @General Niggnin, @Swede, @Xiuhcoyotl and @Minuteman.
Love the straights, greet their families.
BAQQRIH / SOLDIER OF CHRIST
Red-blooded American, intelligent, well-spoken and expert theologian.
He's the first thing you think of when you think a straight man, not a flicker of fag in this chads body. A man so loved that even on a platform as combative as the 'sphere, not a single person has a single negative thing to say about him. Now that's impressive and a true testament to hetero and Christian supremacy.
He Is a Man of Focus, Commitment and Sheer Fucking Will.
He is destined to do great things and I am honoured to serve alongside this beacon of heterosexuality. o7
SMALLANUS / THE ONLY GOOD JANNY
I honestly don't know much about him but he seems cool enough and I am pretty sure he's heterosexual so I'll add him.
Pretty good janny too.
HAGON / VANQUISHER OF FURFAGS
An OG and a true chud.
I've always prided myself on my affinity to spot bad actors and trusting my gut instinct and Hagon seems to also share this trait. His verbal beatdown of soyfan01 and constant buck breaking of Soygoy, a faggot and a furfaggot, are ones to remember.
If you are a member of the rainbow gang and you decide to make an account here and are idiotic enough to loudly exclaim your aptitudes for fellatio and ass munching, then watch out, cuz Hagon will be out, hunting for you, stalking every post you make and jartybombing it until your reaction score is in the negatives. Any man that makes a queer regret their queernes and commits wonderous upon said queers will always get the Aryan seal of approval.
WARRIOR-Z / BANE OF ALL KIKES
I do not envy any Jew that gets in the way of this true heterosexual male for that will be their last encounter.
There are people out there who are currently fuming with rage at this Muslims very existence, which, imo, proves his heterosexuality, for only a true straight mans ability to anger people so much that your very presence makes them leak uncontrollably through their clitties. Truly a force to be reckoned with and even though our choices of faith may be different, the appreciation of another mans chadliness crosses religious barriers so that matters very little.
SOYTEEN LIKER / DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH OR SOMETHING
Since it's been a bit of a sausage fest with all the men being mentioned, I thought it would be good to give a mention to some under appreciated female heterosexuality.
So people may disagree with my placing of her on this list but I think it matters not, their opinions don't matter to me, I recognize hetero supremacy when I see it and I don't believe I'm mistaken when I place her on this list. The people that will complain about her being featured are the very same people who won't be featured on this list and are probably on the homosexual one too, so, like I said, their opinions matter very little.
She has yet to do anything so scandalous that I will label her gay, so my point still stands.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST.....
GOLDY / HIS EXCELLENCY, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE, FIELD MARSHAL AL HAJJ DOCTOR VC, DSO, MC, LORD OF ALL THE BEASTS OF THE EARTH AND FISHES OF THE SEA
I AM BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERYWAY IMAGINABLE.
