• Happy pride month, xisters of the schlog!

/calm/ Post here and I will give you your genetic results

Stop with the off-topic, you two.
49% Black (from the atlantic slave trade)
50% White (Traceable to the mennonites, I'm sorry about that)
1% Mormon (traceable to Joseph Smith)
memememememememememememememe
52% Scandinavian (Norwegian, Swedish, Danish),
28% Mongolic (Mongolian, Buryat, Kalmyk),
15% Sub-Saharan African (Yoruba, Zulu, Maasai),
5% Turkish (traceable to Erdogan)
52% Slavic (traceable to Vladimir Zelensky, so you're part jewish)
28% Inuit (Greenlandic, Canadian, Alaskan),
15% Basque (Northern Spain, Southwestern France),
5% Malagasy (Madagascar)
My name is retep and I HATE NI
47% Mapuche (Indigenous Chilean),
30% Sámi (Indigenous Scandinavian),
18% Berber (North African),
5% Tibetan (traceable to Gautama Buddha)
alright hit me
I'm sure I have the best results here.
55% Maori (New Zealand Polynesian),
25% Romani (South Asian/European mix) (traceable to your local gypsy druglord)
12% Hmong (Southeast Asian hill tribes) (traceable to Acro, he is your cousin)
8% Yakut (Indigenous Siberian)
Upzellig.
60% Ethiopian (Amhara, Oromo),
20% Aboriginal Australian (Arrernte, Yolngu),
15% Mongolic (Buryat, Kalmyk),
5% Welsh (Traceable to King Arthur of Camelot)
 
49% Black (from the atlantic slave trade)
50% White (Traceable to the mennonites, I'm sorry about that)
1% Mormon (traceable to Joseph Smith)
>51% White
I can feel my skin turning lighter already, thank the white Jesus.
 
you're being far too nice
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I think I’ve posted my hand and eye before.
47% Comanche (traceable to Quanah Parker),
30% Mongolian (Inner Mongolia, China),
18% Greek (traceable to Zeus),
5% Tamil (South Indian)
 
52% British (English, Scottish, Welsh)
28% German (House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha)
15% French (Bourbon, Capetian, and other noble lines)
5% Danish (House of Glücksburg)
You're a british royal but you're inbred as fuck
erm actually race isn't real because love not hate or whatever
99% Human
1% Unknown
Tell me about my hyperkorean ancestry.
85% Korean (North Korean)
10% Chinese (traceable to the yellow emperor himself)
3% Japanese
2% Russian (Russian royal family)
 
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