soyjaks and their associated imageboard, (or rather, an extremely mutated version of ragefaces), actually existed in the late 2000's, believe it or not.
the 4cucks, they saw this subculture had developed inexplicable, almost paranormal methods to dox and swat their resident pedotroons at the cost of... something inherent to human thought. in their fear, they called upon a darker evil and sealed off the proto-jakkers and their trickster god. all shreds of that place's memory was destroyed, its name forever forgotten.
opening up 4cuck to the floodgates of porn-addled news-watching boomers by gaslighting der cuck into doing project chanology was the final act of mischief from our progenitors.
the reason self proclaimed 4cuck oldfags seethe so much at the sharty is not that they autistically hate anything new - quite the opposite, in fact.
as because in a way, they remember. and they fear, fear they do with their life, that the lord of the gemmy ones has learned from last time.
the 4cucks, they saw this subculture had developed inexplicable, almost paranormal methods to dox and swat their resident pedotroons at the cost of... something inherent to human thought. in their fear, they called upon a darker evil and sealed off the proto-jakkers and their trickster god. all shreds of that place's memory was destroyed, its name forever forgotten.
opening up 4cuck to the floodgates of porn-addled news-watching boomers by gaslighting der cuck into doing project chanology was the final act of mischief from our progenitors.
the reason self proclaimed 4cuck oldfags seethe so much at the sharty is not that they autistically hate anything new - quite the opposite, in fact.
as because in a way, they remember. and they fear, fear they do with their life, that the lord of the gemmy ones has learned from last time.
